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And now the story ... The class is not water

... considered "worthy" of publication of the Competition sull'antologia "Beyond the ruins" of Naples 2008!


Three were, we were three

Dicembrino The night smelled of smog and fog, though the latter was thinning out, leaving room for a sky dotted with stars. Under a streetlight, two motorcyclists a bit 'elderly were waiting for a friend, hopelessly late.
"I do not understand why, despite putting all its good intentions, I could never be late more than him. We left the house keys at least wait for the heat! "Baldo snorted, throwing away the stub still hot. The
Melchi shrugged: "I'll tell you, a me quest'aria pungente non dispiace. Può anche darsi che sia dovuto al fatto che mi sono fatto un paio di Vodka alla pera, però non mi dispiace affatto. E comunque è inutile arrabbiarsi. Da quanto lo conosciamo? Riesci a ricordare una sola volta in cui sia arrivato in anticipo?” chiese fissandolo negli occhi con aria divertita.
“Oh, sì! – esclamò quasi godendo il Baldo – Quando ha messo incinta la Susy! Un fulgido esempio di eiuaculatio precox”. Risero entrambi.
Si erano conosciuti ad un motoraduno e non si erano più lasciati: Gas era l'orgoglioso proprietario di una Harley-Davidson del 1980, il Melchi aveva una Moto Guzzi modello Falcone Turismo del 1952, tenuta talmente bene da sembrare a copy, while Baldo settle for a Triumph Legend tt900 1999. The
Melchi was still wiping away a tear in his right eye when he heard the unmistakable rumbling Harley.
"So, are you ready, old whores?" Said Gas accompanying the sentence with a flat.
"Be thankful that we are still here, idiot, - was the friendly greeting of Baldo - and that we are not transformed into ice statues." The joke was accompanied by a sound slap on the shoulder, which was muffled by the thick black leather suit. Gas
off his helmet and greeted the two with a rude gesture, "I have been late because I stopped to take the beer. I arrived while the super damper was falling relentlessly and I had to beg the cashier to get me, promising that I would have invited out for coffee. This is a human being only vaguely resembles a woman, then you should be rewarded for sacrifice ...".
Archie put on his helmet and put on the bike, followed by Melchi flanked by two others: seen from a distance might seem like a modern version of A Clockwork Orange, except that they were dressed in black, were driven, drinking beer and so on.
The classic "Gypsy" at Christmas, to be made strictly on the night of Dec. 24, had a single purpose: to move rumbling from one end of town, get in cima alla collina che dominava il panorama di Roma, brindare con dell'ottima birra d'annata e scambiarsi i regali. Niente di più e niente di meno.
Partirono quasi all'unisono e si infilarono nel dedalo di vie e piazze semi deserte della città eterna; sopra di loro un cielo terso e stelle a perdita d'occhio. Baldo capeggiava il trio di centauri, disegnando geroglifici con il copertone della sua Triumph e salutando con un colpo di clacson la città che si stavano lasciando alle spalle. La campagna li aveva appena accolti fra le sue braccia, quando la moto di Baldo cominciò a singhiozzare fino a fermarsi. Venne immediatamente affiancato dagli altri due. Quando spensero i motori il buio li avvolse in un abbraccio silenzioso.
“Che succede?” Melchi asked crouching next to Triumph and hacking between pistons and shock absorbers.
"I do not understand. I just did review, is perfect. I do not want to be a carburetor problem, "retorted Archie. Gas looked at the two trade groping and exclaimed: "The next time you get angry again because I'm late. At least my work! "
" But please! If it was your'd be at this whimper like a child! Rather to see ... "Gas had imperiously motioned to shut up and pricked up his ears:" You will feel that noise? It seems a lament ... "They stood a little 'listening until they heard a distinctly female voice. The Guzzi's hardly headlight illuminating the way but that was enough to be able to see, not far away, the dark shape of a car with a door wide open.
"What do we do?" Said Gas.
"I'm going to see" said the Melchi, followed immediately by the other two.
The car was an old Mercedes so neglected that it seemed impossible he could still move. The dim light inside the car lit up the scene: a man leaning over a woman with her legs wide open.
"Damn, this woman is giving birth!" Said Gas.
Baldo's response was swift: "And you should know something, right?"
The man in the car he noticed other and clung desperately to the sleeve of Melchi: "Lord, please, sir ... my molie is having my son. Help me, Lord "
The view that the three had exchanged a single meaning, but gas was to give voice to the question:" What do we do? "When she gave that cry
animal, almost miraculously all knew what to do : Melchi ran to his bike, opened the side pockets and emptied the contents in search of water, and disinfectant wipes; Gas did the same with the two leather bags with fringed Harley, Baldo snapped while closing the trunk and took out a gift bag that he began to vehemently reject. They found all e tre davanti allo sportello spalancato mentre la donna soffiava e urlava nel tentativo di dare alla luce quella creatura così incosciente da scegliere il freddo ciglio di una strada deserta per nascere.
“Sollevale la testa e aiutala a respirare” ordinò Baldo al marito della donna, che stava immobile a guardare la scena. “Muoviti!!” ringhiò, e in quella l'uomo si scosse ed aprì la portiera dall'altro lato, sollevando la donna per le ascelle. Lei sbuffò e gridò ancora, se possibile con più enfasi di prima.
Gas, seduto sul sedile passeggero, prese la mano della donna fra le sue: era gelata. “Respira, respira! Brava, così, forza... ce l'hai quasi fatta”
“Vedo la testa! Oddio, vedo la testa, vedo la testa!” gridò il Melchi.
“Cerca di non svenire come una donnicciola” esclamò Baldo.
“Facile per te che stai lì a fare un cazzo, vero?” rimbeccò il Melchi.
La donna cacciò un ultimo, tremendo urlo e con un istintivo movimento pelvico spinse così forte che il bambino venne praticamente lanciato fuori. Baldo, a sua volta, fu così pronto da prendere il bambino al volo e avvolgerlo in uno splendido maglione di cachemire arancione.
La donna si lasciò andare sul sedile, distrutta; il marito si mise a piangere e a ridere contemporaneamente. Il bambino, come da copione, vagì.
Sembrava la scena di Balkan film.
lacked only a gypsy music in the background. Baldo
tenderly laid her baby on the breast of the woman who raised her head and thanked him with her eyes.
Gas continued to hold her hand in his, trying to hide the tears that slid silently on the cheek. The
Melchi was the only one to break the magic of that moment: "It takes me a beer," he said, and walked to the motion of gases.
The night she found all agreed that alcohol was a good adjuvant against the cold.
"Unfortunately, I must confess that this should become your sweater, Melchi" Baldo said after his tongue in sign of approval.
Melchi looked Baldo, then the child: "You know what? It seems to me that he presents a lot more. "
Gas was finally able to leave the woman's hand or also for the fact that she continued to tug to get it back. Got out and approached the stranger, "Look, if you do not offend ... these are for you, "he said handing a couple of hundred euro banknotes. The man bowed his head several times, raising his clasped hands to the face.
"Now take it to the hospital, quick," he advised.
The three men, standing near the bike, followed the car with his eyes until it disappeared into the darkness. Baldo turned the key as part of its Triumph that miraculously started up.
"What do we do?" Said Gas.
"Say it again and you lie down," said the hard-nosed Melchi showing a fist, but you could see he was smiling. Baldo
looked around, then asked: "But the animals should not be summer fireflies?"
The side of the road was swarming with luminous dots. Concentrated for a moment at one point, rose to the sky and moved towards the city block.
looked like the tail of a comet.

Essays On Qualities Of A Good Nurse

"Hurry up, honey, or we'll be late to the ceremony"
"But are you sure it's there where did they say? "
" Of course. They sent me an email summary, I have called and confirmed everything with even a telegram "
" But to me it sounds so strange ... "
" Why? Did not you read? Watch: "your worship is invited to the gala to be held at the XIII Festival of Cabbage, during which the story will be awarded to the winner of the 1st edition of the National Competition for Poetry and Fiction" Montalto Dora "
" But since when someone is awarded during the festival of Cabbage, sorry? "
" I do not know, but I won the prize and I pick it up "
"And if it was all a joke?"
"Why, I'm sorry?"
"Come on! Maybe it's a joke organized by those morons with your friends when you have fun you always jokes "
" Who speaks? Del Gianlu of Gianfri and Giangi? "
" Well, the simple fact that men close to fifty, with adjoining fatness and carry-over glitter, they are called by the diminutive yet so idiots should make you think ... "
'E' you do not have confidence in me, in my capacity "
" Well, considering that the last time you came out of six returned home wearing clothes that were not yours, con un perizoma leopardato in testa a mo' di benda ed eri completamente depilato, forse qualche dubbio sulle tue capacità intellettuali potrò averlo, no?”
“Ah, sì! Che spasso quella volta!”
“Spassoso anche il fatto che il “Gianfri” sia stato ricoverato d'urgenza per infarto al miocardio dovuto ad un eccesso di risa?”
“Eh, quella volta lì c'è mancato poco che non morisse dalle risate”
“Beh, comunque io continuo a non essere convinta di questa cosa”
“Ma perché? Se fosse stata la sagra della Pesca Nettarina sarebbe stato meglio? Ti saresti fidata?”
“Avrei avuto dei dubbi lo stesso but almost certainly less
"So, tell me what have you against the cabbage"
"But nothing ... that is ... come on, it stinks! "
" And you put your perfume
"As if it was enough! But if it is you that when I cook the cauliflower you walk around the house with a clothespin attached to the nose to smell it! "
" For a good night I'll brave face "
" If you do it for one night you know that do so for the rest of your life "
" How long do the ... however, you'll see that there will be no smell. Do you want an evening gala will be in a room that smells like cabbage? "
" Well, that time you won the suckling pig during the festival of crackling, we had dinner in a pretty stable ... "
" You're always ready to complain. What have you ever won? Eh? What? Eh?
... But according to you, I put the dress or suit is a little more challenging? "
" It 's a gala dinner, put the long evening dress "
" The one with the sequins? "
" The one with sequins "
"I just hope that the meal does not consist exclusively of dishes made of cabbage"
"Why?"
"Why? The cabbage ferments and produces ... In short, dai... fastidiosi movimenti intestini!”
“Sei la solita fissata”
“Fissata? Ti sei forse dimenticato quella volta, al matrimonio new-age di mia cugina, dopo aver mangiato il tofu ai borlotti, in che modo gli hai fatto gli auguri? Hai intonato “Perchè è una brava ragazza” a suon di scoregge!!”
“Eh eh eh eh ... Quella volta ho davvero superato me stesso. Mi hanno fatto la ola persino i camerieri del ristorante...”
“Promettimi che stavolta ti conterrai”
“Non posso promettertelo. Se l'ambiente è favorevole potrebbe anche ricapitare”
“Ricordati che sei lì per essere premiato! Durante una serata di gala!”
"Yes, but still part of the Festival of cabbage! If it had been more, well, snob, you probably would have made the award during the delivery of the Nobel Prize for physics or for peace! Instead we will be the festival of cabbage and you know, when the cabbage called ... "
" Oreste, I tell you plainly, let me make another fool, and I leave you "
" But if your father did nothing that say "ass horn, health of body! What do you want to be? It 'still a matter of course. I bet even the Pope farts "
" What touches me feel ... You deserve an excommunication "
" Well, if that should happen, I hope to give me the occasion of the feast of Rapunzel, at least "
" Yes, imagine if there is a festival like this! "
" Certainly yes, my beautiful ignoramus ... from parts of Forlì-Cesena "
" Maybe. But at least you can know what awards you? "
" I told you, I wrote a story "
" You? And when do you write? "
" From third grade "
" I meant ... writing stories! Mica you so suddenly from one day to another! "
" Well, I got inspired by the announcement. I wrote the story of a cabbage that was abandoned on the highway dai suoi padroni perché dovevano andare in ferie e non potevano portarlo con loro...”
“Omamma! Perché, povera bestiola?”
“Perché puzza”
“Ma allora vedi che ho ragione??? Lo dici pure nel tuo racconto che puzza!”
“Ma nel mio racconto si parla per metafore”
“Cos'è che sono?”
“Le metafore? Non lo so, l'ho visto scritto da qualche parte e l'ho usato. Mi piace il suono che fa... metafore... metafore”
“Forse sono parenti delle meteore”
“Ah, probabilissimo”
“Beh, e cosa succede a questo povero cavolo verza abbandonato?”
"Nothing, in practice it is picked up by a robber who pretends absinthe candies outside the post offices Casalpusterlengo and that the square to make the pole during a robbery at the Cash Rural and Artisan Calolziocorte. Only the cabbage that once there is distracted because he sees a pass of Brussels sprouts which falls madly in love. Too bad the Brussels sprouts and the secret girlfriend of the superintendent of Brindisi, who was away in Casalpusterlengo, visiting the sick father of gout. The cabbage, in desperation, attempts suicide by throwing himself under a TIR of Ukrainian origin whose driving is a turkish truck driver who suffers from nail biting, in an unguarded moment, turn left instead of right into, then, the road opposite to that taken by the cabbage, saving his life but only for 10 seconds, the cabbage, because the sudden change of direction of Tir, but is back on his feet that hit the car had turned left out of the bank that was robbed and the criminal he was supposed to be post. The owners of the cabbage, the day after, they read in the Corriere della Valtrompia the news of the end of their poor prognosis and cabbage, taken by remorse that grips their bowels, they founded an association of lovers of Bagna Cauda, \u200b\u200bnamed after him "
" Sniff ... sob ... but it is beautiful, Orestes! It seems a bit 'that film, it is called? Via col vento”
“Eh, in effetti, dai... un po' ho preso spunto, eh?”
“Scusa, sai, se ti ho offeso, prima. Non potevo sapere che avevo un marito così bravo e acculturato. A me è sempre sembrato che non sapessi scrivere. Quando compili i vaglia per l'abbonamento a “Camionista felice” leggo sempre di quelle castronerie! Ma il tuo racconto è davvero bello, bello, bello”
“Grazie Giusy. Adesso però finisci di prepararti che non voglio arrivare tardi”
“Son proprio contenta, guarda. Anzi, secondo me non potevano premiarti da nessun altra parte che a quella sagra lì. Un racconto così pieno di sensibilità... meglio che non ci ripenso, otherwise I cola trick "
" Well, oh my ... maybe you could even do a little effort, the organizers. They could call that guy, that famous director ... Spilberg and sell the rights for a film "
" And oh well, come on. During the speech award him threw out the suggestion as "
" Giusy Brava! And I want to Clun in the cabbage "
" Clun! Omamma if that man is beautiful! "
" And I want the film in cinemascope and I want the soundtrack, performed by Bitols "
" But Orestes! I know that Bitols are dead! "
" Are you sure? "
" very safe "
"It seemed to me that Pol Mecarti was still alive ..."
"But no, you're confusing. Look, what we use to go to the awards? The Bee or the truck? "
" Giusy! But we have to sympathize with us? Go with the van, right? The Ape! But I think we go with the Ape? Suppose we take home a prize, where we? In front of us is not with us, we should put him in the chest and if it gets ruined? Instead there is enough space on the van, right? "
" You're right! You're always right, you. Look, as much as you eat for free, if I bring a little 'containers? So we bring home a little something for tomorrow, no? "
" Ah, now you can free ride for free, you're lucky even the cabbage? "
" I did it for you, that are delicate nose. I like the cauliflower, I figured if I do not like cabbage "
" Okay. But few bring home that I do not want it to happen like last time, the meeting in the home building accountant Bella, you brought the shopping cart and I was upside down as we crossed the courtyard, his wife, very kind, you has also helped to put everything in the inside ... "
" Come on, Orestes! For whom do you take me? Come to an evening gala, carrying only two or three "
" Brava Giusy. And remember that it is not nice clean teeth with a toothpick. At least use the towel "
" But I can not do that to clean my teeth with a napkin! "
" But no! Put the towel over your mouth if you use a toothpick! "
" Ah. There. Speak out, no? "
" Phew ... are you ready? "
" Yes "
" Can we go? "
" Yes "
" You have closed the gas? "
" Yes "
" You have given to the chickens? "
" Yes "
" And the pig? "
" Uh! I forgot "
" Okay, so until tomorrow never dies. Also because tomorrow is that we sausage ... "

What Is The Best Footwear For Icy Conditions

Halloween

Dliiin Dlooon ...

"Who is it?"
"Trick or treat?"
"Eh?"
"Trick or treat?"

trick, track, track, track, trick, scrock, gronck, track, trek, gneeec ...

"Trick? Thanks but I have diabetes, I can not eat sweets and still never buy from door to door salesmen "
" Sellers? I seem perhaps a seller? "
" Now that I look better not, I look like a dwarf dressed as a moron ... "
" I am a child, not a dwarf "
" But you're dressed moron lo stesso...”
“Sono mascherato”
“Perché, devi forse rapinare qualcuno?”
“Ma lei lo sa che giorno è oggi?”
“Venerdì, perché? Sei il rapinatore del venerdì, tu?”
“No, oggi è Halloween”
“'sa l'è?”
“Halloween, la festa dei morti”
“Umadonnasignùr, spetta che mi gratto... Guarda piccolino che ti sbagli. La festa dei morti è il 2 novembre”
“Ma noooooo... non quei morti lì, la festa dei morti viventi!”
“Bimbo, guarda, non so che idea abbia tu della morte ma i morti quando son morti died just "
" But there are also the living dead "
" Oh yeah? And where? "
" In America "
" Then why do not you take a cute little and you do not go to America to celebrate the Feast of the Dead instead of coming to crush the Maronites to me? "
" Ah, go well browns, biscuits instead of "
" I said I do not buy anything. Are you deaf? "
" Look what she is deaf. The night of Halloween, children go around the houses to ask for sweets and you do not receive them do tricks "
" 'sentinel, child, regardless of this festival that I Aulin che parla di morti non mi piace per niente, ma anche se avessi dei dolcetti in casa – e non li ho perché ti ho appena detto che ho il diabete e non posso mangiarli – non te ne darei nemmeno una briciola”
“Allora devo farle uno scherzetto”
“Ga manca dumà quest...”
“Eh?”
“Niente, niente. Senti, bambino, è tardi, stavo guardando Porta a Porta ed ero quasi riuscito ad addormentarmi, quindi perché non porti via dal mio uscio quella tua faccia da cadavere in decomposizione e non mi lasci in pace?”
“La regola è regola, se lei non mi dà un dolcetto io faccio lo scherzetto”
“Bimbo, è la third time that I tell you: I do not have sweets. If you want I can give you some roast turkey, boiled turnips, rye bread but no cookies. E 'understand the concept? "
" Then I have to do the trick "
" Epperlamiseria, let me' I joke, make it fast enough that Mj Vori I went to bed! "
" I do not know that her joke ... "
"In what way?"
"Nobody has ever refused to give me a treat, so I've never had to do no joke"
"Child, you are a bit 'hard on the uptake, huh? I'm not refusing, I just said that I did not! Want money? To, take fifty cents and bought what you want "
" And you think what we buy with fifty cents? "
" Macchenneso? When I was little I with fifty cents we bought the wheels of licorice and a small bottle of syrup colored "
" But in his day there were pounds, now we are the euro and cents are not worth more as a time! "
" Do not my problem. Take a coin and get it over with "
" My parents always told me not to accept money from strangers "
" Nice, Umberto Zucca. Goodbye "
" But where am I going to buy the candy now?? "
" I do not know, heck, I DO NOT KNOW! Listen, I could do what I did, ok? Now you decide, or make me a joke or you'll dig the fuck out, okay? I want to go to bed, I do not care nothing about the dead, the living, some sweets and how one understands better when there were pounds ... "
" Sooner or later he will die too, you know? "
" You're probably gufando? "
" Eh? "
" you're throwing me? You're bringing bad luck? Your second job is to make the undertaker? "
" I am a child, does not work, I'm still studying "
" And because you're not home to do so at this moment? "
" Because tonight is party "
"Oh no, my ignorantello. Here we are in Italy and is not party to party if you want to go to America or wait two days "
" If I go back in two days you will give me a treat? "
" Sweet ... but porc ... baby, maybe you're deaf lip-reading and maybe you is clear: do not eat sweets, I have diabetes "
" But you must not eat them, they must give me "
" Why ????"
"Why is the tradition of Halloween "
" I do not celebrate, Aulin
!!!!" "It should not get angry so much, swelled the veins on his neck"
"Well, too bad che tu non riesca a vedere nei miei pantaloni, perché altrimenti scopriresti che non mi si gonfiano solo quelle!!!”
“Non mi interessa vedere quello che ha nei pantaloni e se ci prova chiamo la polizia”
“Io non... non voglio mostrarti niente, ho solamente detto che... Senti, aspetta qui un momento”
“... Signore? Dov'è andato? Signore? ...”
“Ecco, prendi questa caramella e vattene, ok?”
“Ma allora ce l'aveva il dolcetto!”
“Sì, di capodimonte, contento? Fa parte della mia collezione di ceramiche napoletane del secolo scorso ma tutto d'un tratto ho deciso di cambiare collezione e darmi alle droghe, ok? In fact, you know I do? Childbirth. Now I take a taxi, go to the airport, buy a nice one-way ticket to America so I may finally go around dressed as Michael Jackson with syphilis and I can finally celebrate the feast of Aulin, happy? "
" Yes, sir, but ... "
" But WHAT?? "
" In America have abolished Halloween ... "

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Interview with Chuck Norris

After the interview with God and the Higgs boson, the last interview the inventor Universe.

Interview with Chuck Norris

Question: It 'an honor to be able to interview. Recently I met with the Higgs boson, which made me an excellent statement: it says that the universe has invented her.

Chuck: The Higgs ? Cute kid ...

Question: So ? What he said is true or not?

Chuck: invented is a big word, we say that the idea is mine, here. I rejected the basics.

Question: How ? Rejected? Well, modest as ever.

Chuck: It 's a bit of my pecuniary characteristic.

Question: pecuniary?

Chuck: Yes, fine. When one has a particular talent or ability that distinguishes him.

Question: Ah, yes, I understand ... um ... And how did the idea of \u200b\u200bcreating the universe?

Chuck: E 'was an epiphany. In the sense that I was there, in the empty space and in total darkness and I had nothing to do but turn thumbs in a clockwise direction. After nearly two millennia of clockwise, I began to twist counterclockwise and found to have invented the reverse. After about four or five millennia, I can not tell you exactly how the math because, unlike literature, is not my forte, I decided it was time to stretch legs too. At the time I was just ectorplasma e. ..

Question: A ectorche?

Chuck: A ECTORPLASMA. An entity without rhyme or reason, neither meat nor fish, nor pottage, has this? Well, I mean, as a disembodied entity but one spirit, I decided that I should raise my body position and move to a more material and solidified, because otherwise I would never be able to have sex. But that's another story.

Question: Excuse me if I would, Mr. Norris, but from what I remember she never had sex.

Chuck: Ah, no? Here cos’ho dimenticato di fare, allora! Comunque..., dopo aver dato una forma ben fatta e muscolosa al mio nuovo corpo, scoprii quanto era bello fare attività fisica. L’unico problema era che in totale assenza di gravità non riuscivo mai a capire qual era il sopra e quale il sotto, così pensai che dovevo assolutamente creare qualcos’altro di materiale, oltre me, per poter avere sotto i piedi della sostanza concreta su cui correre, saltare, dormire e fare sesso.

Domanda: Le ricordo che non ha mai fatto sesso.

Chuck: Ah, vero. Ha fatto bene a ricordarmelo, ora me lo segno. Dicevo, mentre vagavo senza meta per l’universo, scorgetti da lontano...

Question: Scorgetti?

Chuck: Yes, why?

Question: Nothing, nothing, should be continued as well.

Chuck: ... scorgetti the sign of this pub on the edge of the universe that had not yet been created, which I knew perfectly well why it was written on the sign "The universe has not yet been created," and while I appropinquavo seco me, with you, I distinctly heard a laugh come from local Rufuliana. My sixth or eighth sense, I do not remember, told me that someone was in danger and needed help, so I started looking for a phone, a mobile phone or even a carrier pigeon, but nothing. Appuntai contact me, then such a MacGyver who told me did wonders with string and a couple of matches ... I should point out, however, that at the time of the foul deed, my body was still under warranty, I did not know how it worked, so I was pretty clumsy in his movements ...

Question: But as she has not always been as we used to know? Physical sculpture, shot cat and primate jaw?

Chuck: Eh, no. Even I was a Merdin as a young man. Just like her.

Question: Excuse me, but here we are talking about me.

Chuck: Very true, but believe me, you would need to do some 'gym.

Question: not digress.

Chuck: Well, not yet know the potential of this body of mine well done and beautifully muscled, then after opening the doors of the pub - that were similar to those of the Wild West saloon, has this? Of those that if you're not careful you find yourself suddenly in the back - I was suddenly the doors in the back and hit me scapicollare toward the center of the room, not before, however, to have stumbled with my leg in a camperos stool. The collision was so violent that one of my camperos $ 2000 took off from my perfect, muscular foot and was thrown into the air in the direction of Rufuliano. In his swirling hiss, camperos first hit the wall where that nice Higgs was stuck, then the Rufuliano, killing him instantly, then the bartender, who died of old age a few years later. It is to thank that I only have two feet, otherwise I would un'ecatrombe ...

Question: Eca ... But then, sorry, let me know ... was not her, kicked rotating to release the Higgs?

Chuck: Eh, no ... Do you think, even now I do not know how to do a rotating football, usually the ones they make my stand.

Question: Lei .. has a stunt double? We always thought it was always her to turn even the most dangerous scene of his TV series and now it turns out that a stunt?

Chuck: Look, I would have liked them to me, but I did just four years of ballet e. ..

Question: BALLET??

Chuck: course! I already got a degree in cross stitch, third level, attended the santons paste salt, to hair curlers and no one on the extreme French Manicure ... I missed only the ballet, to be a complete player, no?

Question: Excuse me, but then his stand-in who he is?

Chuck: do not know, I never laid eyes on ... But I know what it's called.

Question: How ?

Chuck: Sister Germana.

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"Next!"
"Evening, Doctor"
"Please sit down. So tell me, what's the problem? "
" You see, doctor, I have to fix the view "
" Well, I'm an ophthalmologist, is my field. What symptoms do you have? "
" To tell the truth no one "
" Like anyone? "
" None. Ci vedo benissimo, centro una mela a 300 metri di distanza, riesco a scorgere una sagoma anche al buio e via discorrendo”
“Allora, scusi, non capisco in cosa posso esserle utile”
“Perché tutti mi dicono che sono cieco”
“Quanti sono questi?”
“Due. Se contiamo anche il moncherino del mignolo che le hanno ricucito con 3 punti di sutura e che ha la pelle leggermente screpolata verso l’esterno, due e mezzo”
“Ah-ehm... a me sembra che lei ci veda benissimo”
“E’ quello che dico anche io, ma la gente si ostina a dire che sono cieco!”
“Beh, compiliamo la scheda, intanto: nome e cognome?”
“Eros”
“Eros e poi?”
“Eros e basta”
“Ebasta di cognome?”
“Ma no, mi chiamo solo Eros. Non ho cognome”
“Impossibile”
“Ma ha capito chi sono?”
“Dovrei?”
“Santa patata! Sono Eros, il Dio dell’Amore!”
“Eros il dio del... mi sta prendendo in giro? Eros è un amorino con lenzuolino bianco legato ai fianchi, la faretra sulla schiena e un arco con freccia pronta a scoccare”
“Ma secondo lei, se mi presentavo qui come dice lei crede che mi avrebbero fatto passare? Sarei stato sommerso da richieste”
"Uhm ... in fact. Then she would tell me who is not blind? "
" I am not, Did I just proved "
" True, yes. Yet everyone knows that Love is blind "
" We want to stop? We see very well. Before people fall in love, then blame me "
" Why, is it not so? "
" Of course not. Let me explain: I'm around on my own, looking happy, no? I am enjoying a beautiful sunny day when suddenly I hear the thoughts of the girl who walks past me saying "Oh, if only my boss would notice that I exist ... If only you loved me! " And I, who are precise and faithful to duty, a desire to reply. I follow the maiden from his office, I see sdilinquirsi front of the boss, bow and arrows and hit recovery. The boss finally sees the girl and after a minimum exchange of pleasantries and jokes low cabaret invites you to come out. The two go out, spend a nice evening, have dinner, then go into a pub here and are served by a waiter who define Marcantonio is an understatement: two biceps like that, stuff for 15 hours in the gym if not more. I realize that the intentions of the damsel shaky, is not so convinced that the boss is a very interesting specimen, possibly because of incipient baldness or the fact that the armpit slightly spotted, do not know. The fact is that what first seemed an angelic creature begins to sound like a dumb servant with clothes thrown over. Groping to find a solution, therefore, must understand, the poor thing now is cooked rotten, when I hit hit and there's no way back. Then I look around and I saw a girl who drools for the waiter and think "God, how many children I would like us with a case. If the biceps is so great let alone the rest. " Now, maybe the girls did not know that the big gyms have everything except the one, but it's not my problem, then step on the offensive and ZAC! I hit the waiter. The problem is that the waiter was thinking "nice this tipino with balding" and finds himself in love with the boss. Of course, the boss only has eyes for his secretary, and the Michelin Man living can not help but attract the attention of the balding, pouring a drink on me and trying to clean it clumsily. Doing so will realize that the boss pattern balding valet FOPPAPEDRETTI down there is enthusiastically delivered and the waiter lets out a yelp that does not go unnoticed by the owner of the restaurant, one type at a Danny De Vito, but more fat and less sympathetic, which is approaches their table and notices the girl. At that moment he thought "Heck, waving! Of such a I also love, if I'm not tired after the second round. " What can I do at this juncture? I pull back the bow and let fly. For a moment I fear it was wrong because the secretary becomes aware of yes boss of the restaurant but it seems that the guy does not like. Cold sweat ... at that time a reasonable doubt that people have reason makes its way into my mind, then something happens, I do not know whether it is because of the Rolex 14 thousand euro, the boss has the wrist or otherwise, is that she seems to be interested in fat latin-lover. I'm beginning to think I finished my work when I noticed that the girl who drooled for the waiter is the only one that I still have not satisfied then again the bow braced and Zac! I hit it again. Too bad that at that moment she was thinking with envy of its neighbor, the one which shakes the tablecloth on the balcony filled constantly with crumbs and discovered with horror that, after my Scocco scored, is mulling to come home from the nearby to make bread crumbs on a whole of Puglia, not before, however, to have spread with Nutella, whipped cream and berries varied. In short, at the end of the evening I have: a gifted boss in love with his secretary who is in love with the owner of the pub that will fire for misconduct that the waiter was in love with the boss as a customer you pluck a resounding two of spades from the nearby crumbling because a few weeks ago the same neighbor I was struck by a dart loving because the plumber who is laying the sewer pipes under her house she's seeing invanghito shake the tablecloth on the balcony. Do you understand? "
" I really do not know ... What do you mean? "
" I mean that's not my fault, but yours! "
Nostra? That is, the fault is ours if we fall in love is not reciprocated or the wrong person? "
" Yeah. It 's what I mean "
" Let me get ... then she would tell me that some years ago, while jogging in the park and I was doing nicely on my own thinking about the spider new model that I was going to buy my future wife, seeing me, he expressed the desire to mate with me and you, dutiful, he hit one of his arrows making me surrender? "
" I guess it went exactly like that "
"The fact that I was gay she was not in any way an obstacle, right?"
"Gay? Ma .. I do not ... "
" And the fact that now, when my wife is away for work, I wear his clothes, not even that the matter, right? "
... I could not imagine ... "
" And the fact that it must meet my lover in secret, to invent business trips, overtime, medical meetings and spend a lot of money into third-rate motels and hotels to avoid giving rise to rumors, has never touched the conscience, right? "
... Well, here, I ... "
" And the fact that I had to distort my sexuality and live all these years I feel inadequate to fill the role that she forced me to support, not to the point makes you feel guilty? "
" But I did not know ... I just did my job ... "
" His work ruined my life! "
" Do not say that ... at the bottom of his wife he loves her! "
" And I love a plumber! "
... I take those with the large frame. How much? "

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Interview Higgs boson

Question: To level playing field I think it right to interview too ...

Higgs: I would also like to see well. Since when do we take it for granted that one does not exist just because no one has ever seen? For example, you ever seen God?

Question: Well, of course ... I spoke a moment ago

Higgs: I mean, he never saw his face, touched, button, or shake it is based on hearsay?

Question: Well, actually, I must sadly confess that I am one of those who trust the word of mouth

Bosone: Bravo! Però siccome di lui ne parlano in tanti si dà per scontato che esista, mentre visto che di me ne parla un unico imbecille, si mette in dubbio la veridicità delle sue parole. Un po' come gli UFO: comincia uno a dire che l'ha visto, casualmente altri mille li hanno visti. E prima? Perché non hanno parlato prima?

Domanda: Guardi, non è mancanza di fiducia, eh? Solo che davvero non sappiamo che faccia abbia.

Bosone: E che faccia dovrei avere? Come quella di un normalissimo Bosone.

Domanda: Ha detto bosone, vero?

Bosone: Sì, perché?

Question: Nothing, nothing ... I thought I had misheard. But, excuse me if I insist, it seems to me that before anyone ever spoke of Higgs bosons, so she should be unique. Or not?

Higgs: Eccerto, right, one and three. But according to you, it is possible that a single boson has given birth to the universe?

Question: Excuse me, but the universe did not invent God?

Higgs: Who?

Question: God is not without reason, scientists are looking for you looking for the "God Particle"

Higgs: Look, let's face it, I do not know who he is this God of whom Lei Who is it? A scientist? A physicist? A researcher?

Question: He likes to call himself an artist. He says he created the universe through a sneeze and the Pongo.

Higgs: But never mind! Do you know how many protons, electrons, neutrons, neutrinos, leptons, quarks, hadrons, baryons fermions, pentaquark, hyperons and so it took to create the universe and life?

Question: Not a Higgs?

Higgs: Well, clearly yes: me.

Question: At this point it is natural to ask, but she has that role in all this?

Higgs: I can speak honestly? I'm really not to blame. Let me explain: I was in a pub just outside the universe, this universe, I mean ... that is not created yet. I was sipping a Lewptiok Beltane in the company of a swing that does not tell her, showing off all my sex appeal and enumerate all the adventures that happened last safari extra-galactic eons before I turned two, including the creation of a spiral galaxy , when suddenly I felt a tap on the shoulder to do with unfriendly. I turn my gaze crosses that of a belt xetoril Rufuliano east of Vonanzia a pianetoide absurd that rotates on itself at a breakneck speed, but that revolves around its sun at a speed of a lumaca Bretaliana, ovvero praticamente fermo. Pensi che una rivoluzione totale del pianeta intorno al suo sole equivale a qualcosa come novemilionisettecentonovantasettemilatrecentocinqu- antottovirgolanoveperiodico anni luce al secondo. Insomma, una roba da invecchiare al solo pensiero. Comunque, dopo aver capito chi mi trovavo davanti ho gentilmente allontanato la bellezza al mio fianco dicendole “Scusa, cara, ho un affaruccio da sbrigare, torno fra due parsec”, dopodiché ho alzato lo sguardo: le zanne del Rufuliano stavano colando saliva sulle mie palpebre, le prime, non le terze, qui, vede? Il suo ruggito è riuscito a spettinare le mie sopracciglia, che noi bosoni portiamo lunghe per sfruttarle come riporto sulla fronte durante i gelidi Wuxxol winters. It 's the fashion, what can I do, and there is so cold ... As I casually rearranged her eyebrows, the monster vomits on my words in a jargon I do not know. Snap your fingers towards the bartender, who understands my desire to fly and takes me another Lewptiok beltaliano. With studied slowness me to his lips, then, with shooting feline him back on his pants: If there's one thing that Rufuliani not stand, you have wet my pants. While the incident reflected the beast (in a brute of this kind, before the message reaches the brain spend at least two to three minutes), I appropinquo to the door but not so fast as I hoped, because the crack of a whip is mesana squashed directly to my left ear, the first of five, now here is where the hole, clean off. At that point it is obvious that I can not escape, I have to behave like a boson and fight. I turn with feline sprint and jump towards the beast, without realizing that the doll that I was working on was actually a mutant gattelliana that turns into a fast-setting concrete wall at the very moment when my amphibians are tracked to hit the mouth of Rufuliano. In a moment I find myself trapped, with no possibility of escape, when, incredibly, I hear the unmistakable hiss of a rotating football hitting the wall first, then the Rufuliano and then also il barista, lasciando miracolosamente intatto il Lewptiok beltaliano. Ero salvo. Chuck Norris mi aveva appena salvato la vita.

Domanda: Ma perché, Chuck Norris esisteva già, all'epoca?

Bosone: La verità? L'universo l'ha creato lui...

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Interview with God

Domanda: Come Lei ben saprà, non si parla altro che di questo, nel mondo: al CERN di Ginevra gli scienziati hanno avviato l'acceleratore di particelle grazie al quale, tramite un esperimento scientifico, prevedono di riuscire a trovare finalmente il leggendario Bosone di Higgs, chiamato anche “Particella di Dio”. Cosa ne pensa, Lei, a questo proposito?

God First of all I would ask you kindly give me. They are eons that consideration be given to modernize a bit 'on this big man, bearded man with delusions of leadership. With the advent of the Internet and all these dating sites, it's time to get out of anonymity and show what they really are. Is not it?

Question: course, but ... I am very pleased. Bellal, brother, how's up? How about this ... this Higgs?

God I can speak honestly? I do not know who he is, I have not this what you're talking about. At the time of creation of the universe I knew nothing about quantum physics. Credo di essere riuscito a malapena a prendere il diploma di terza media. Non ero uno studente modello e la matematica non faceva per me. Mi divertivano molto le belle arti, però: pittura, scultura… un bel giorno mi è capitata per le mani un po' di questa sostanza simile al pongo, o al Das, non ricordo bene, e ricordo i essermi divertito un po' a mischiare un tot di colori. Poi credo di aver starnutito ed è successo il finimondo.

Domanda: Beh, più che finimondo, quello starnuto è stato l'inizio di tutto.

Dio: L'inizio dell'inferno, credimi. Innanzitutto non sono riuscito a trovare un fazzoletto per pulirmi il naso e ho dovuto usare la manica della tunica, then came the teacher, in a gallop, crying left and right because I had soiled the classroom with plasticine. He put a note on the diary and told to return the next day accompanied by their parents and when I tried to tell her that I had parents gave me a liar and threw me out.

Question: must have been tough growing up without parents, without a guide. How was your teenage years?

God not really think I've ever been a time in my life that one can define adolescence. Do you see me? I've always been so, I was born an old man, white beard and worn appearance, including (among other things, I discovered that the gray-haired man catch a lot, especially among the models or Divette entertainment). But I had an advantage: I could go out and stay out as I liked without having to answer to anyone and, above all, I could use the car whenever I wanted.

Question: But back to the Higgs Boson, what about the fact that scientists are convinced that this particle is the spark that gave birth to the universe?

God First, they had asked me if I would have explained how I did the universe without going to the trouble that Mr. Higgs who among other things not even know.

Question: How can ? Yet the man you have invented.

God This is true, but I can not remember their faces or names of those who invent, no? Among other things, they are not very happy with the result. Let's face it, the man I used to create waste, a bit 'of clay and on. Not having access to the school lab, I had to take what I happened to shoot. Of course, if I had the Pongo ... but we are not here to complain, right? And then the woman came to me so well ... I knew immediately, however, that someone says that I would spit on him. I should point out that's not true but if I were given the opportunity at this time, someone to whom I would have spit ...

Domanda: Per esempio?

Dio: Higgs

Domanda: Higgs? Come mai?

Dio: Perché così impara ad andare in giro a millantare cose di cui non sa nulla. Come si è permesso di chiamare un insulsissimo bosone, che fra l'altro nessuno ha ancora mai visto, “particella di Dio”? Dove siamo, nell'acqua Lete? Che poi, caro il mio sapientone, il Lete lo sanno tutti che è il fiume su cui Caronte traghettava i morti. Tu la berresti un'acqua di nome Lete?

Domanda: Adesso che mi ci fa pensare no. Però Higgs ha studiato. Si è laureato.

God graduate does not necessarily know all the knowable. Sborone wanted to do it, let's face it: he filled his mouth with big words, however, in my opinion invented by him, and all say "but what a good" over here "but good" over there. But the evidence? Where is the evidence?

Question: 'well why it was created particle accelerator: to prove the existence of this element.

God Look here ', sorry ... someone comes along, put his name is Rossi, no? That tells you they have found a particle that any calls that I know? Landrulone. It is up to you and says: I found the Landrulone Rossi. What are you doing? Believe him the word?

Question: No

God Exactly! Higgs says that if I found out 'I'm boson must take the tests!

Question: Indeed, Higgs said he had found a hypothetical elementary particle, not to have found it for real.

God aaaaaaaah-Oh! See I'm right? It 's a braggart. I also am good to say "I found the hypothetical particle Spurefix. Only that if I say is true, because I, as God, I can actually create it. I'm just a bit 'of clay and that's it!

Question: But there appear to be evidence of its existence.

God And what? Am I wrong or has not yet been observed?

Question: And 'what should happen during the experiment will take place in Geneva, the Large Hadron Collider.

God Again, I do not understand ... we are in Geneva and called an accelerator with an English name? If we were in China as they called him? In turkish?

Question: These are subtleties. However you call it, with the experiment may seem to be able to determine its true extent.

God bells. They will not succeed. Will never allow a tiny particle supplant my authority as creator of the universe and the manipulation of matter. Figure that there would, after all these millennia? Imagine the headlines? "God is a liar, the universe has not invented it but Higgs"

Question: If anything, the Higgs

God Well, anyone even remotely try to take on the authorship of the creation of the universe will have to deal with me. I'm ready to freak out: as I have created I will destroy. Incidentally, I note that there are decades and more that I did not see atrocities.

Question: For example ?

God What courage! For example, 'Friends' the Defilippi, Costantino Vitaliano, Gigi D'Alessio ... one will take the piss and all of you to drool like decerebration. One sends you controcoglioni with people like Jesus, Gandhi and Pope Luciani and you take them out as if you were a dartboard.

Question: Uh uh ... well, you see ... but sometimes, ignorance is human to do things we regret later ...

God Not only human ignorance. I am also quite a few 'sorry for having created.

Question: If for that matter, there was even someone who has questioned whether it was you who made us.

God I know. A Darwin, right?

Question: Yes According to him, the man is the derivative of a natural evolution that began from the world famous Big Bang, which gave rise to life and so on ...

God Fami understand: this is what you are trying to recreate the experiment at CERN in Geneva, thanks to the famous particle accelerator should be able to help you find the famous Higgs boson, also called "God Particle"?

Question: Exactly

God Well, if evolution but have not created me, why look for my parcel?

Question: ... I do not know.

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Witnesses

“Buongiorno, posso disturbarla?”
”Per cosa?”
“Ecco, vede, io sono un testimone di Geova e…”
”Che cosa ha combinato?”
“Chi?”
“Geova”
“Ma... niente, perché?”
“Ha appena detto che è suo testimone”
”Infatti è così”
“Beh, allora che ha fatto? Ha tamponato qualcuno e se l’è data a gambe?”
“Ma no! Geova non sa nemmeno guidare, quindi...”
“Guida senza patente? Beh, non credo che lei possa fare molto per lui”
“No, ecco… Geova è il mio pastore, la mia guida spirituale”
“Oh, allora vede che guida, ‘sto Geova?”
“Sì, no, sì…intendo dire che è la guida del mio spirito”
“Vuol dire che guida ubriaco?”
“Mamma mia, che fatica oggi… senta, scusi, ricominciamo da capo. Noi testimoni abbiamo una chiesa e…”
”Ho capito. Ha rubato le offerte. Eh, coi tempi che corrono non è una novità. Con l’avvento dell’euro non si riesce più ad arrivare a fine mese, specie gli anziani, con le pensioni miserrime che si ritrovano. Se l’ha fatto per mangiare un po’ lo capisco, sa? Anche io, sometimes, I must confess that I was tempted to pilfer. But then ... "
" No, look, did not steal anything. Does not need to steal him. Even eat! "
" And what do you live? On the air? "
" Well, let's say that yes, she lives on air and love "
" It's good! Even my cousin lives of love. Every night gives a little 'love to someone. Earn money pretty well, now that I think "
" Excuse me, but we are not talking of "that" kind of love "
" What kind of talk, do you? "
" Filial love, brotherly love, the ' selfless love, unconditional love ... "
" Mah It will not be a bit 'sophisticated, the Jehovah? Love is love, period "
" Well, anyway, I'm here to witness the love of Jehovah and his word "
" You have to see what they think the judge. One can also dispense love in all its forms and be as good as the bread - although that steal the deals in the church, then do not be so good - but not everyone trusts the word, we want the evidence "
" Of course, sure, I understand that they need some evidence, but we are talking about faith "
" Worse! Trust è bene, non fidarsi è meglio”
“Ma l’uomo ha bisogno di credere. O lei non crede a nulla?”
”Certo, credo in un sacco di cose. Credo che Maradona sia ancora il più grande calciatore di tutti i tempi, credo che il vino rosso col pesce sia una scelta un po’ azzardata e tra le tante altre cose credo che mia moglie abbia un amante”
“L’ha mai visto?”
“No, ma ho colto dei segnali inequivocabili”
“Tipo?”
”Beh, ultimamente quando esce di casa si veste sempre bene, in maniera ricercata. Va spesso dal parrucchiere e si profuma un po’ troppo”
“Beh, ma queste non sono prove irrefutable "
" Look, you asked me what to believe? And I told her. I certainly do not come to review what he believes her, no? "
" Well, but what I believe I was a religious faith "
" But who? Jehovah? "
" Yes "
" Have you ever seen? "
" No, but ... "
" So how can you be sure it exists? "
" I am not, but I have faith "
" Has the Jehovah's faith? "
" No, I have my "
" So is she married? "
" No, I made a vow of celibacy "
" Why? "
"Why so he wants to Jehovah"
"Excuse me if I would, eh? But before I did not not say that Jehovah's love lives? So why would you want that its witnesses - although I have not yet figured out what he did to this poor man so bad that not eating, not drinking and driving drunk only - remain celibate? "
" It is not an imposition, it is a choice of life. It 's like being married to him, "
" Ah, then she talks about the PACS. That stuff there that you can also marry gays. And live together? "
" No, look, you just misunderstood: I am not gay "
" It 's never been a woman? "
" No, but ... "
" So it's gay "
" But do me a favor! I told her I'm not gay, my gosh! "
" Then Jehovah because he wants to marry, please? "
" I do not want to marry him, I just said it was "like being married to him." It 's a metaphor
"Well, if you do not want to marry this mean that Jehovah is not to be a very kind for which ..."
"Instead it is a guy. What then ... not a man. God did this? Here, he more or less "
" More or less? What does it mean more or less? Or is he or is not he. If he is called God and nothing else. What a singer, you create a pseudonym or stage name? What do you do, go around with their shirts with his image printed on it and do the rave party? "
" No, none of this. We pray and just "
" It seems to me that she is praying, but rather disturbing a passerby who was doing his beautifully cabbage, which is telling a lot of nonsense about a man who calls himself a name other than his , which has nothing serious but it must be combined with rave parties, but it is also good, not eating, not drinking and driving but did not need someone to witnesses. Excuse me, is like if I go to Mass and when he passes the basket of offerings, after giving no less than 10 euros, I get up in the feet, shouting: Look, look, I put 10 euros, are the best, are as good, no thrombus by 2 ½ months but do They are not gay! "
" Look, "Jehovah" is just another name to define God
"I mean you want me to say that when God was born his parents went anagrafe universal and recorded with more names? Type: "Hello, I'm the father of God, the creator of the universe. Actually I should not be here, because God created me yet, but to avoid future misunderstandings I would like to register my child under the following names: God, Jehovah, Javea, Buddha, Mohammed, Krishna and Superpippo. He knows he likes peanuts ... "
" I do not know if it went well or not, but for us it is called Jehovah "
" So for me it is called Arturo and his witness. What do we do? "
" put that Arturo does not exist. There is no God who is called Arthur, on ... "
" Well, I have not even seen Jehovah, for that matter "
" And in fact I will never see! "
" So for those who are testifying, please? ?? "
" I do not know, ok? I do not know! They told me: Go on the streets, people stop and a affibbiagli di questi volantini del cazzo su questa torre con questa guardia che tutto vede e tutto provvede, ok? Parla del leone e dell’agnello e di quel tempo che verrà in cui entrambi vivranno felici l’uno accanto all’altro, che peraltro se guarda il programma della Colò già succede. Pensi, io nemmeno volevo farlo, il testimone. Mi sarebbe piaciuto laurearmi in fisica nucleare o in conservazione dei beni e invece no, ho avuto la sfiga di nascere testimone e dovrò morire testimone. Fra l’altro, nemmeno mi pagano, lo sa? Niente, manco un centesimo. Tutto quello che riesco a racimolare dalla pseudo-vendita di questi cazzo di volantini li devo versare in una cassa comune. Mi piacerebbe tanto vestire alla moda, cosa crede? Invece no, I gotta go around dressed like I just left a movie of the fifties, moreover, not in the midst of economic boom. I do sentence by itself, but what else can I do? Among the witnesses are not using us to keep pace with the times, we have one designer who is also the one who painted the cartoons on this fucking wheel, ok? They told me "you have to say this and that, you have to brainwash people," but did not tell me that I had the misfortune to meet people who might seek to do all of these issues. I use a couple of minutes, the time to say four shit, to drop a tower and rack up some change for coffee - which incidentally I could not even bere, ma tanto ormai sono già nervoso, quindi... Inoltre, oggi è il primo giorno in cui esco da solo e sono già esaurito per colpa sua. Tutte queste domande, tutti questi dubbi… Non poteva prendere sto cazzo di volantino e andarsene?”
“Lei ha detto 4 volte cazzo”
“Davvero?”
“Giuro.Li ho contati”
“Oddio. Anzi, Oggeova… noi non diciamo parolacce. Adesso dovranno espellermi dalla congregazione”
“Ottimo. Io gestisco una jeanseria che…”

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Turing

“Benvenuti a questa nuova puntata di “La tecnologia ci prende per il culo?” Oggi abbiamo in studio l’inventore del Turing test, that Mr. Turing. Mr Turing, as it has occurred to create a test to see if a machine is able to think independently and to replace man? "

" Thank you for your question. You see, it can happen, ultimately, that mission is completed recordings by automated software, which could, for example, registering thousands of new daily e-mail addresses that they then use to send what we call mail "spam." My test assumes that the distorted images that we have to copy when, for example, we have to register on a site, prevent, in fact, a recognition automatically by a software "

"Mr. Turing, she speaks of distorted images: we can explain precisely how this test?"

"Thank you for your question. For the uninitiated, my aim is to test whether a car is capable of thinking. To do this I created the CAPTCHA images, whose acronym means: How? Damn! Peddavero? Hold me! What? You what? Anvedi! Just that because in Italian did not have the same force as in English, I decided to translate it into: Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart, because this is a tactic to mislead the machine and make him believe a thing rather than a ' other. They are, in fact, distorted images spoken of her "

" thinking machine! I think the thought that machines can think is somewhat disturbing ... You think, when you happen to think that the machines were thinking for themselves? "

" Thank you for your question. The first inkling that the machines themselves were thinking I was the one time the toaster when I added a slice of white bread gave me back a slice of wheat bread, butter and jam with my favorite flavor, berries and cinnamon taste, however, impossible to find "

" A great episode! I mean, who would not like to have machines that can solve problems by itself routine? "

" Thank you for your question. It 's true, like everyone, but I have not finished saying what happened. The toaster, after having returned the slices of bread, he burned with a laser beam that split in two granite-topped table with 8 cm and often ran away, then, the door swinging my cat used to go out garden. I consider myself lucky not to have consequences "

" Heck, the issue becomes serious. But here, then, is not about machines like computers, but machines that everyone, more or less, we have at home or in usufruiamo every day, right? "

"Thank you for your question. In fact, another sign that things were taking a different turn had the one time I went to pick up. I typed everything correctly, but the machine pays me 50 notes of petrodollars on the background of which stands a close-up of Donald Duck with the middle finger raised, and I requested a receipt when I distinctly heard coming from the ATM a sarcastic laugh. I read the writing on the slip: you are a beggar "

" Well, but these, however, if you will, are isolated incidents. Do not you think we want more concrete evidence to say with certainty that the machines are taking over? "" Thank you for your question. Actually I too at first I thought it was sporadic and random, but ... evidence that the machines themselves were quite right, I had that time when my eighteen year old daughter and new drivers parked a Mercedes station wagons in the space where he could be there, yes and no Smart, without causing the slightest scratch the car "

"She is painting a chilling scene! While it is plausible to think of a cash machine that emits petrodollars instead of €, it is absolutely impossible to think that a novice will be able to do what he did his daughter ... "

" Thank you for your question. A. .. "

" Look che non era una domanda...”

“A no?”

“La ringrazio per la domanda. Per terminare quest’intervista, le chiedo un’ultima cosa: secondo Lei, questo CAPTCHA può essere la tecnologia che tutti stavamo aspettando, ovvero il meccanismo che ci aiuta a capire quando sono le macchine ad intervenire al posto dell’essere umano?”

“La ringrazio per la domanda. Se il mio PC mi restituisse il CD in cui ho registrato tutti i miei dati, oltreché il criceto, il cane bassotto e la mia collezione di bottiglie mignon di liquori asiatici, credo proprio di sì...”

Are The Carbs In Yogurt Bad?

It's never too late

“Maria, ier sera hù fa petting”
"Cusa fat cus'é thee? Petting? And with whom? "
" Cun Televisiun "
" Televisiun? T'avaré zapping, no petting 'gnuranta "
"' Gnuranta to whom? Go Mi Sun laureada that language Hindustani "
" Alura t'el go in to speak Hindustani Hindustani "
" Oh well, I am confonduda. However, before zapping hu, but as good on TV There were Noffink de el hu donut Carletti "
" Carletti? That che'l Giuga always a cart at the bowling club? "
" Prop lu "
" and avi cus'è ago? "
"'Em ago PETTING"
"EU, Belinda, t'al petting him what it means?"
"Yes, Mary! Sun Ming was born the day before yesterday, no? We tinker a bit
'..." "And then?"
"And then as the Carletti el ghe pulls ming, a caferìn g'hù ago and I have sent to the bowling club"
"Ussingùr ..."
"'t is that it's not over!"
"' ste cumbinà cus'è, ancamò?"
"Since we had a whole Urma scumbusolada, Renzo el hu donut"
"But who? That che'l Giuga cards with Carletti? "
" Yeah. LU "
"Lasum induinà ..."
"Eh, we tinker with a hip cicinìn Renzo"
"Sperém andada is about the well, this time ..."
"Macho! 'Na delusiuuuuun ... "
" Well, Mary, you Saret minga born the day before yesterday, but as a cunning, let me say ... "
" breasts! We have given a bicerin de rose oil, so to pretend that nothing was wrong and I sent back to bowling "
" Hip Lii? "
" Eh, well, the era el Cumpagnia of Carletti "
" And some '? Te has run andada in bed? "
" Nonsense! He had been there all imbastida, no? Think you think back, m'è vegnù in mind that the Orestes ... "
" That che'l Giuga with Renzo Carletti and "
" Oh, good! Some time ago I el faseva the curt ... Alura the hu donut "
" E Lii? "
" This is a vegnù truamm. Well ... Dagg Watershed, ciapane n'alter, touching here, touching there de ... When that sun 'repass the "situasiun ... There were Noffink de Tuca "
" Mary ... now you duar Savel: WMO, pasa sesantacinc'ann the Ming and the much ... as it were, aphids "
" And indeed, since at that point had ecitada as a mouflon during oestrus, hù ciamà el Benito”
“Benito? Benito il papà del Carletto?”
“Propi lù!”
“Uè, ma te s'è diventà scema?”
“Scema? Patapem patapim, patapem patapim, se ghe disevi minga basta s'eri ancamò adree a pitampare!”
“... eh, beh... l'uomo maturo l'è semper una garanzia...”

Treatment Of A Twisted Colon

Portenotango

Porteno Tango

Porteñotango

PIOMBINO

Tango coast Tuscany

Tango y nada mas .........!!!
Tango a word .... a mystery are a thousand stories that bind to this word, tango from the Latin tangere "(touch), dall'africano" tambor "(drum), but no one really knows what the origins of the name, Latin, English, African ... is a mystery how the magic of this music and this ballo.Per someone is the name of a soccer ball with which, for many guys because they played ispirato al mondiale Argentina 78,per altri il ballo della rosa in bocca ,ma il tango non è niente di tutto ciò o meglio non è solo questo, è prima di tutto : Tango Argentino !
Il Tango Argentino ma sopratutto Tango rioplatense dal nome del fiume (rio) della Plata che bagna Buenos Aires e anche Montevideo ,il vero tango nasce qua, tra la fine dell'800 e i primi del 900 . Porteños deriva da Porto '' Puerto" , "que vive en el puerto" è il nome degli abitanti della città di Buenos Aires, città che ha origini nel suo porto , identità portuale ,identità mescolata ,incroci di varie anime da tutto il mondo .

Anche a Piombino c'è il porto,fin dall'antichità a Piombino ci sono porti ,e il porto è simbolo di arrivi ,partenze,incroci ,di mescolanze, come il tango ,esso ha un fortissimo legame con il mare, e come il mare può esser limpido , burrascoso, calmo , romantico , misterioso ,il mare che tutto mescola che tutto trasporta, il mare della costa Toscana '' la costa degli etruschi'', luogo di spiaggie , scogliere,approdi, è qua che noi vogliam far sbarcare il tango e da qua, da queste coste diffonderlo.

Tango CULTURA ... non sportivo..., tango sociale.... ,tango tradizionale...., tango alternativo..

Tango CULTURA .. massima espressione musicale e culturale di un popolo come l'Argentino ma ormai linguaggio internazionale ,Tango che si balla in tutto il mondo ma che si richiama alla vera tradizione di Buenos Aires al Tango originale . TANGO .. NON da competizione sportiva ,diverso da quello Standard ballato in bellissime competizioni di ballo sportivo ,o show televisivi tipo ballando sotto le stelle , diverso anche da quello delle noste belle balere di liscio .
Tango Argentino tradizionale ma anche contemporaneo , sicuramente tango sociale , Argentino ma anche un pò italiano visto che abbiamo molti nostri immigrati in questo bellissimo paese!!!

A Piombino è presente questa associazione culturale con obbiettivo di aggregare tutte le forze e persone che amano il tango sulla costa Toscana e oltre ...

Tango a Piombino , Tango a San Vincenzo , Tango a Venturina ,Tango a Campiglia Marittima ,Tango a Suvereto, Tango a Follonica

IL NOSTRO OBBIETTIVO COME ASSOCIAZIONE E' QUELLO DI DIFFONDERE IL TANGO SULLA COSTA TOSCANA !!!
Città di mare , di spiagge... città di porti ....città di porteño tango , perché anche sulla costa toscana abbiamo un anima portuale, cosi ci è venuto spontaneo scegliere questo nome in onore di Buenos Aires la città in cui è nato il tango , perché il tango vero è
tango porteño ... y nada mas . evviva el Tangoooo !!!

porteno tango , portenotango , porteno tango , portenotango

Piombino tango ,tango a Piombino, Venturina tango ,tango a Venturina , San Vincenzo tango , tango a San Vincenzo, Tango a Castagneto Carducci,Tango Donoratico, Tango a Cecina , Cecina tango,Tango a Campiglia Marittima , Campiglia Marittima tango,Tango a Suvereto,Suvereto Tango, Bolgheri tango, Follonica tango ,tango a Follonica,Tango Massa Marittima,Tango a Livorno Livorno Tango,tango nella provincia di Livorno, Grosseto Tango, Tango Toscana,Tango in Toscana,Toscana Tango, costa degli etruschi tango.


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30 SET 2009
Il tango è un patrimonio culturale dell'umanità :
lo ha deciso il Comitato Intergovernativo dei Patrimoni intangibili dell' Unesco , che ha adottato anche i canti vedici indiani e il teatro giapponese Kabuki. Hernan Lombardi, Minister of Culture of the Provincial Government of Buenos Aires , said he was "very proud" of the decision of UNESCO, "and recognition, and also the same commitment to continue to promote the dissemination of different styles of tango through music, song, dance and poetry. " "The tango, Lombardi added, now is an emblem of our identity, the cultural life of Rio de la Plata, and not just music, since, in different ways, every day involves dance, theater, film and poetry. "
the tango is in fact born in the late nineteenth century in the region of Rio de la Plata and its application has been submitted jointly by dall'uruguaiana Buenos Aires and Montevideo.




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