Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Pakistani Table Settings

A bad practice!


We give space to an SOS on the bad practice of giving herbicide to the slopes of our country roads. There comes a note of some citadino and university students who have launched an appeal. The observations may be sent to our friend Professor. Fabio Taffetani Polytechnic University of Marche.

For some health-conscious citizens of the territory an SOS to all those who love biodiversity, the balance of nature and our health ...

As you may have noticed recently along country roads and some municipalities there are horrible streaks of dry grass unfortunately because of the heat but the Rodeo Gold (herbicide) used glyphosate-based, not by farmers bordering the road who know the regulations, but by the operators of the Province of Ancona and Macerata.
Why is this happening?
Because the subjects in question have adopted a project of the Province of Ancona, endorsed by an agronomist at the Faculty of Agriculture, University Politecnica delle Marche in Ancona, called DBS (Pattern Wharf Road), with whom they want to "clean up" even tree species such as acacia, the tree of heaven, the brambles, the canes ... using glyphosate.
If you want to learn more, visit http://www.museobotanico.univpm.it/ , click on news and offer everything to make sure you account for biological damage will result from this ill-considered decision.

GROUNDS of opposition ':
Shoes-RISK EROSION AND STABILITY Washout', the effects of the use of desiccant not long in coming, the first rains are noted widespread landslides
-LOSS COVERAGE AND MATURITY 'of herbaceous vegetation, where the trend goes back to 30-40 years of adaptation, while the chemical treatment gives the ground for the initial condition and exposes it to colonize few annual pioneer and aggressive, like oats
SELECTIVE NON-ACTION ON RED LIST, plants threatened with extinction and local disappearance (not in any way save as specified)
-DESTRUCTIVE ACTION ON TREE (used to hold shoes, Most are protected, they are often planted by farmers for the purposes of biodiversity and the restocking of hunting)
-potential danger to people transiting the RAW 15-24 HOURS (risk to the collection of wild herbs, asparagus, contamination, skin, eyes and respiratory system)
-landscape damage: damage to the development of rural tourism: the scarred landscapes from brown stripes
-RISK LOSS OF BIODIVERSITY 'over large areas, whereas that in the hilly areas, valleys and coastal plant wealth has been preserved almost exclusively along the rivers and escarpments of the main road network
-RISE FIRE HAZARDS: May onwards dry grass along the roads
-NO BENEFIT IN MATTERS OF TIME DEDICATED TO INTERVENTION because very often the treatment is done when the plants are already high and therefore it is necessary also mowing

-LEGAL REASONS:
-use of pesticides on land THIRD (riparian) as a minimum requirement of prior notification and informed consent
-DUTY TO SIGNS OF THE DANGER ZONE-TREATED
adrift on organic farms, with loss of certification on the parcels involved, and economic loss and unaware
-INHIBITION OF FREEDOM 'PERSONAL
-duster CAR RACING AND AIR POLLUTION ALSO ducts.

If you have to make comments or share experiences about TAFFETANI write to Professor (Dept. of Environmental Science and Crop Production, Università Politecnica delle Marche, Via Brecce Bianche, 60131 Ancona): f.taffetani @ univpm.it o presso step53@alice.it

A tutte le Aziende aderenti al Distretto Rurale di Qualità o ad altre associazioni promuoventi il recupero del territorio e della biodiversità chiediamo di esprimere il proprio dissenso scrivendo un messaggio di protesta alle medesime per esortarle a fare qualche azione. Tutte le aziende comunque interessate alla questione potrebbero manifestare il proprio dissenso alla Forestale, alle Segreterie dei Parchi Regionali, alla Comunità Montana, al proprio Comune,… ognuno provvederà al meglio.Contiamo sul vostro passaparola per avere più forza.
Allegata alla presente una scheda scientifica sul presunto innoquo glifosate

P.S.: se siete disposti ad un incontro per fare il punto della situazione e mettere in piedi un ampio dissenso pubblico fatelo presente, potremo avere il supporto del prof. Taffetani Ordinario di Botanica Sistematica del Dipartimento di Scienze Ambientali e delle Produzioni Vegetali.
Forza ragazzi in tanti si può…

Stefano, Daniela, Francesca, Cristina,….

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Difference Between Pityriasis Rosea And Ringworm

Prevention

"Salve, mi scusi, ehm... vorrei un collutorio per gengive delicate, una confezione di fazzoletti balsamici e una confezione di pscvrscv..."
"Di che?"
"Un collutorio per gengive delicate..."
"E fin qui ci siamo"
" ... ehm... fazzoletti balsamici..."
"E anche questo l'avevo capito"
"E... una confezione di presvsfsivi"
"Eeeeh?"
"Preservativi"
"Perché sussurra, scusi? Ha detto preservativi?"
"Sssssssh.... non c'è bisogno che lo sappiano tutti!"
"Non vedo cosa ci sia da vergognarsi"
"Beh, saranno fatti miei, no?"
"Guardi, forse le sembrerà strano, ma siamo venuti tutti al mondo dopo una scopata, knows? "
" I do not need a biology lesson to know "
" If you say so ... How do you want? "
" What? "
" condoms "
" Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ... well, I do not know ... Normal, I think "
" What do you mean normal? I see, I'll show you the packages "
" No, do not bother, it gives me a normal pack, no? "
" Ah, yes ... maybe you need a special measure, or his partner is demanding easy to say ... normal. We're not all alike, you know? "
" Oh, but what is today, the day of sex education? "
" In fact it seems to me that she is a bit 'fast information "
" Ok, OK, I give these here "
" Brominated? "
" late ... no, certainly not! I do not need! "
" So what? "
" These oranges here. The orange color is a positive, cheerful "
" Very true, too bad that they are far from a gifted, you see? "You have the elephant penis? These condoms will fit like a glove, without batting an eyelid." You have the elephant penis? "
" No. .. I do not think so "
" Big? "
... nno "
" average big? "
... on average, that's "
" On average, what? "
" On average in the media. Able-bodied! I mean, how many, what would I know? I never measured! "
" Yes, right! All the boys are competing with your friends by measuring the penis to see who's got bigger "
" Look, we could avoid this conversation? Thanks! ... But a look at what you must pay just to get a shag! "
" I do it for her. Put that his girlfriend needs ... I know, a stimulant? "
" It's not my girlfriend, is one that I met last night in a pub "
" Wow, what a rush "
" Look, around people are talking about prevention, AIDS, diseases sexually transmitted infections, should be happy that at least try to protect themselves, no? "
" Glad I? E 'that are just times changed ... when I was young I was trying to get to know you a bit ', a woman, before ... "
" Hey, Doc .. until it comes to advice on condoms can still tolerate, but to me it is also to do the moral, not that! "
" Then do as you think. A pack of three okay? "
" While we are face to twelve "
" So much for optimism ... "
" And while we're at a nice tonic "
" The only a 10 or 15 ml vials I give her the big box? "
" Look, you know what? I want to be honest with you ... I do not really see any, is that I made up an excuse for not having to confess that I buy them condoms to masturbate "
" Why? "
" Why I have a terrible hand dermatitis and not something I would attack the genitals "
" Dermatitis? How long will you suffer? "
" For a quarter of an hour earlier when I came into this pharmacy to buy condoms!! Nasty skunk, but it is so difficult for her to sell me a box of condoms? I'd understand if I asked for a gun or drugs! I pay too, you know? Look, this is my portfolio and these banknotes are still legal tender, at least until they grow old together in the hope that you will sell me the damn condoms! Do you think maybe we will come back to the old lire ... "
" Young man, excuse me ... "
" Grandma, I have not finished yet, wait his turn "
" No, feel young, with regard to condoms ... "
" What, you too have some advice for me? "
" No, no, God forbid. I just wanted to alert you that here in front of the supermarket have condoms on offer, the price of 24 to 12, and are also colored and flavored. Blackberry, black currant, orange, peppermint. Here, if you buy them, however, avoids the peppermint because they have an effect balsamic vinegar and let some fresh air to the lower parts. I do not know her, maybe he is also happy, but I fell asleep all Ambaradan and I do not enjoy it anymore. Besides, already there, if you intend to crank it up as I understood from his speeches, I suggest also buying a good lubricant, because after five or six hours up and down you risk a bit 'of friction. I also recommend not to skip the preliminaries, because if his partner is a bit 'timid need time to get her temperature. Some women are a bit 'like the diesel, they need time to warm up, but then van away like a train! When it is inside her, then, we put emphasis, gives some good drives, works very loins, spare no shots! There are women who like to be beaten by pretty well. And many who do not face as if they are silent and you hear them pant that you never know if they are having a heart attack or if you enjoy: say something! Give us in with the dirty words, with the titles ... Women also like to be mistreated, taken by force. She puts it on all fours, holding her hair back and see how the smile! Gave them to some 'tricks of sex? Well, if he has not he get some '... some vibrator, ovettino a stimulant, a pair of handcuffs and a latex catsuit. Well, time goes on, I have to make my purchases "
"..."
" Young man, you all right? "
" Eh? Ah ... Yes, yes ... sure. I go through ... "
" But I figured, you're welcome "

Dlin dlooon

..." Then Mrs. Rita, what I give today? "
" A bottle of solution and Schoum Tena Lady "

Monday, December 8, 2008

Rheumatologist Belleville Illinois Beg

And now the story ... The class is not water

... considered "worthy" of publication of the Competition sull'antologia "Beyond the ruins" of Naples 2008!


Three were, we were three

Dicembrino The night smelled of smog and fog, though the latter was thinning out, leaving room for a sky dotted with stars. Under a streetlight, two motorcyclists a bit 'elderly were waiting for a friend, hopelessly late.
"I do not understand why, despite putting all its good intentions, I could never be late more than him. We left the house keys at least wait for the heat! "Baldo snorted, throwing away the stub still hot. The
Melchi shrugged: "I'll tell you, a me quest'aria pungente non dispiace. Può anche darsi che sia dovuto al fatto che mi sono fatto un paio di Vodka alla pera, però non mi dispiace affatto. E comunque è inutile arrabbiarsi. Da quanto lo conosciamo? Riesci a ricordare una sola volta in cui sia arrivato in anticipo?” chiese fissandolo negli occhi con aria divertita.
“Oh, sì! – esclamò quasi godendo il Baldo – Quando ha messo incinta la Susy! Un fulgido esempio di eiuaculatio precox”. Risero entrambi.
Si erano conosciuti ad un motoraduno e non si erano più lasciati: Gas era l'orgoglioso proprietario di una Harley-Davidson del 1980, il Melchi aveva una Moto Guzzi modello Falcone Turismo del 1952, tenuta talmente bene da sembrare a copy, while Baldo settle for a Triumph Legend tt900 1999. The
Melchi was still wiping away a tear in his right eye when he heard the unmistakable rumbling Harley.
"So, are you ready, old whores?" Said Gas accompanying the sentence with a flat.
"Be thankful that we are still here, idiot, - was the friendly greeting of Baldo - and that we are not transformed into ice statues." The joke was accompanied by a sound slap on the shoulder, which was muffled by the thick black leather suit. Gas
off his helmet and greeted the two with a rude gesture, "I have been late because I stopped to take the beer. I arrived while the super damper was falling relentlessly and I had to beg the cashier to get me, promising that I would have invited out for coffee. This is a human being only vaguely resembles a woman, then you should be rewarded for sacrifice ...".
Archie put on his helmet and put on the bike, followed by Melchi flanked by two others: seen from a distance might seem like a modern version of A Clockwork Orange, except that they were dressed in black, were driven, drinking beer and so on.
The classic "Gypsy" at Christmas, to be made strictly on the night of Dec. 24, had a single purpose: to move rumbling from one end of town, get in cima alla collina che dominava il panorama di Roma, brindare con dell'ottima birra d'annata e scambiarsi i regali. Niente di più e niente di meno.
Partirono quasi all'unisono e si infilarono nel dedalo di vie e piazze semi deserte della città eterna; sopra di loro un cielo terso e stelle a perdita d'occhio. Baldo capeggiava il trio di centauri, disegnando geroglifici con il copertone della sua Triumph e salutando con un colpo di clacson la città che si stavano lasciando alle spalle. La campagna li aveva appena accolti fra le sue braccia, quando la moto di Baldo cominciò a singhiozzare fino a fermarsi. Venne immediatamente affiancato dagli altri due. Quando spensero i motori il buio li avvolse in un abbraccio silenzioso.
“Che succede?” Melchi asked crouching next to Triumph and hacking between pistons and shock absorbers.
"I do not understand. I just did review, is perfect. I do not want to be a carburetor problem, "retorted Archie. Gas looked at the two trade groping and exclaimed: "The next time you get angry again because I'm late. At least my work! "
" But please! If it was your'd be at this whimper like a child! Rather to see ... "Gas had imperiously motioned to shut up and pricked up his ears:" You will feel that noise? It seems a lament ... "They stood a little 'listening until they heard a distinctly female voice. The Guzzi's hardly headlight illuminating the way but that was enough to be able to see, not far away, the dark shape of a car with a door wide open.
"What do we do?" Said Gas.
"I'm going to see" said the Melchi, followed immediately by the other two.
The car was an old Mercedes so neglected that it seemed impossible he could still move. The dim light inside the car lit up the scene: a man leaning over a woman with her legs wide open.
"Damn, this woman is giving birth!" Said Gas.
Baldo's response was swift: "And you should know something, right?"
The man in the car he noticed other and clung desperately to the sleeve of Melchi: "Lord, please, sir ... my molie is having my son. Help me, Lord "
The view that the three had exchanged a single meaning, but gas was to give voice to the question:" What do we do? "When she gave that cry
animal, almost miraculously all knew what to do : Melchi ran to his bike, opened the side pockets and emptied the contents in search of water, and disinfectant wipes; Gas did the same with the two leather bags with fringed Harley, Baldo snapped while closing the trunk and took out a gift bag that he began to vehemently reject. They found all e tre davanti allo sportello spalancato mentre la donna soffiava e urlava nel tentativo di dare alla luce quella creatura così incosciente da scegliere il freddo ciglio di una strada deserta per nascere.
“Sollevale la testa e aiutala a respirare” ordinò Baldo al marito della donna, che stava immobile a guardare la scena. “Muoviti!!” ringhiò, e in quella l'uomo si scosse ed aprì la portiera dall'altro lato, sollevando la donna per le ascelle. Lei sbuffò e gridò ancora, se possibile con più enfasi di prima.
Gas, seduto sul sedile passeggero, prese la mano della donna fra le sue: era gelata. “Respira, respira! Brava, così, forza... ce l'hai quasi fatta”
“Vedo la testa! Oddio, vedo la testa, vedo la testa!” gridò il Melchi.
“Cerca di non svenire come una donnicciola” esclamò Baldo.
“Facile per te che stai lì a fare un cazzo, vero?” rimbeccò il Melchi.
La donna cacciò un ultimo, tremendo urlo e con un istintivo movimento pelvico spinse così forte che il bambino venne praticamente lanciato fuori. Baldo, a sua volta, fu così pronto da prendere il bambino al volo e avvolgerlo in uno splendido maglione di cachemire arancione.
La donna si lasciò andare sul sedile, distrutta; il marito si mise a piangere e a ridere contemporaneamente. Il bambino, come da copione, vagì.
Sembrava la scena di Balkan film.
lacked only a gypsy music in the background. Baldo
tenderly laid her baby on the breast of the woman who raised her head and thanked him with her eyes.
Gas continued to hold her hand in his, trying to hide the tears that slid silently on the cheek. The
Melchi was the only one to break the magic of that moment: "It takes me a beer," he said, and walked to the motion of gases.
The night she found all agreed that alcohol was a good adjuvant against the cold.
"Unfortunately, I must confess that this should become your sweater, Melchi" Baldo said after his tongue in sign of approval.
Melchi looked Baldo, then the child: "You know what? It seems to me that he presents a lot more. "
Gas was finally able to leave the woman's hand or also for the fact that she continued to tug to get it back. Got out and approached the stranger, "Look, if you do not offend ... these are for you, "he said handing a couple of hundred euro banknotes. The man bowed his head several times, raising his clasped hands to the face.
"Now take it to the hospital, quick," he advised.
The three men, standing near the bike, followed the car with his eyes until it disappeared into the darkness. Baldo turned the key as part of its Triumph that miraculously started up.
"What do we do?" Said Gas.
"Say it again and you lie down," said the hard-nosed Melchi showing a fist, but you could see he was smiling. Baldo
looked around, then asked: "But the animals should not be summer fireflies?"
The side of the road was swarming with luminous dots. Concentrated for a moment at one point, rose to the sky and moved towards the city block.
looked like the tail of a comet.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Essays On Qualities Of A Good Nurse



"Hurry up, honey, or we'll be late to the ceremony"
"But are you sure it's there where did they say? "
" Of course. They sent me an email summary, I have called and confirmed everything with even a telegram "
" But to me it sounds so strange ... "
" Why? Did not you read? Watch: "your worship is invited to the gala to be held at the XIII Festival of Cabbage, during which the story will be awarded to the winner of the 1st edition of the National Competition for Poetry and Fiction" Montalto Dora "
" But since when someone is awarded during the festival of Cabbage, sorry? "
" I do not know, but I won the prize and I pick it up "
"And if it was all a joke?"
"Why, I'm sorry?"
"Come on! Maybe it's a joke organized by those morons with your friends when you have fun you always jokes "
" Who speaks? Del Gianlu of Gianfri and Giangi? "
" Well, the simple fact that men close to fifty, with adjoining fatness and carry-over glitter, they are called by the diminutive yet so idiots should make you think ... "
'E' you do not have confidence in me, in my capacity "
" Well, considering that the last time you came out of six returned home wearing clothes that were not yours, con un perizoma leopardato in testa a mo' di benda ed eri completamente depilato, forse qualche dubbio sulle tue capacità intellettuali potrò averlo, no?”
“Ah, sì! Che spasso quella volta!”
“Spassoso anche il fatto che il “Gianfri” sia stato ricoverato d'urgenza per infarto al miocardio dovuto ad un eccesso di risa?”
“Eh, quella volta lì c'è mancato poco che non morisse dalle risate”
“Beh, comunque io continuo a non essere convinta di questa cosa”
“Ma perché? Se fosse stata la sagra della Pesca Nettarina sarebbe stato meglio? Ti saresti fidata?”
“Avrei avuto dei dubbi lo stesso but almost certainly less
"So, tell me what have you against the cabbage"
"But nothing ... that is ... come on, it stinks! "
" And you put your perfume
"As if it was enough! But if it is you that when I cook the cauliflower you walk around the house with a clothespin attached to the nose to smell it! "
" For a good night I'll brave face "
" If you do it for one night you know that do so for the rest of your life "
" How long do the ... however, you'll see that there will be no smell. Do you want an evening gala will be in a room that smells like cabbage? "
" Well, that time you won the suckling pig during the festival of crackling, we had dinner in a pretty stable ... "
" You're always ready to complain. What have you ever won? Eh? What? Eh?
... But according to you, I put the dress or suit is a little more challenging? "
" It 's a gala dinner, put the long evening dress "
" The one with the sequins? "
" The one with sequins "
"I just hope that the meal does not consist exclusively of dishes made of cabbage"
"Why?"
"Why? The cabbage ferments and produces ... In short, dai... fastidiosi movimenti intestini!”
“Sei la solita fissata”
“Fissata? Ti sei forse dimenticato quella volta, al matrimonio new-age di mia cugina, dopo aver mangiato il tofu ai borlotti, in che modo gli hai fatto gli auguri? Hai intonato “Perchè è una brava ragazza” a suon di scoregge!!”
“Eh eh eh eh ... Quella volta ho davvero superato me stesso. Mi hanno fatto la ola persino i camerieri del ristorante...”
“Promettimi che stavolta ti conterrai”
“Non posso promettertelo. Se l'ambiente è favorevole potrebbe anche ricapitare”
“Ricordati che sei lì per essere premiato! Durante una serata di gala!”
"Yes, but still part of the Festival of cabbage! If it had been more, well, snob, you probably would have made the award during the delivery of the Nobel Prize for physics or for peace! Instead we will be the festival of cabbage and you know, when the cabbage called ... "
" Oreste, I tell you plainly, let me make another fool, and I leave you "
" But if your father did nothing that say "ass horn, health of body! What do you want to be? It 'still a matter of course. I bet even the Pope farts "
" What touches me feel ... You deserve an excommunication "
" Well, if that should happen, I hope to give me the occasion of the feast of Rapunzel, at least "
" Yes, imagine if there is a festival like this! "
" Certainly yes, my beautiful ignoramus ... from parts of Forlì-Cesena "
" Maybe. But at least you can know what awards you? "
" I told you, I wrote a story "
" You? And when do you write? "
" From third grade "
" I meant ... writing stories! Mica you so suddenly from one day to another! "
" Well, I got inspired by the announcement. I wrote the story of a cabbage that was abandoned on the highway dai suoi padroni perché dovevano andare in ferie e non potevano portarlo con loro...”
“Omamma! Perché, povera bestiola?”
“Perché puzza”
“Ma allora vedi che ho ragione??? Lo dici pure nel tuo racconto che puzza!”
“Ma nel mio racconto si parla per metafore”
“Cos'è che sono?”
“Le metafore? Non lo so, l'ho visto scritto da qualche parte e l'ho usato. Mi piace il suono che fa... metafore... metafore”
“Forse sono parenti delle meteore”
“Ah, probabilissimo”
“Beh, e cosa succede a questo povero cavolo verza abbandonato?”
"Nothing, in practice it is picked up by a robber who pretends absinthe candies outside the post offices Casalpusterlengo and that the square to make the pole during a robbery at the Cash Rural and Artisan Calolziocorte. Only the cabbage that once there is distracted because he sees a pass of Brussels sprouts which falls madly in love. Too bad the Brussels sprouts and the secret girlfriend of the superintendent of Brindisi, who was away in Casalpusterlengo, visiting the sick father of gout. The cabbage, in desperation, attempts suicide by throwing himself under a TIR of Ukrainian origin whose driving is a turkish truck driver who suffers from nail biting, in an unguarded moment, turn left instead of right into, then, the road opposite to that taken by the cabbage, saving his life but only for 10 seconds, the cabbage, because the sudden change of direction of Tir, but is back on his feet that hit the car had turned left out of the bank that was robbed and the criminal he was supposed to be post. The owners of the cabbage, the day after, they read in the Corriere della Valtrompia the news of the end of their poor prognosis and cabbage, taken by remorse that grips their bowels, they founded an association of lovers of Bagna Cauda, \u200b\u200bnamed after him "
" Sniff ... sob ... but it is beautiful, Orestes! It seems a bit 'that film, it is called? Via col vento”
“Eh, in effetti, dai... un po' ho preso spunto, eh?”
“Scusa, sai, se ti ho offeso, prima. Non potevo sapere che avevo un marito così bravo e acculturato. A me è sempre sembrato che non sapessi scrivere. Quando compili i vaglia per l'abbonamento a “Camionista felice” leggo sempre di quelle castronerie! Ma il tuo racconto è davvero bello, bello, bello”
“Grazie Giusy. Adesso però finisci di prepararti che non voglio arrivare tardi”
“Son proprio contenta, guarda. Anzi, secondo me non potevano premiarti da nessun altra parte che a quella sagra lì. Un racconto così pieno di sensibilità... meglio che non ci ripenso, otherwise I cola trick "
" Well, oh my ... maybe you could even do a little effort, the organizers. They could call that guy, that famous director ... Spilberg and sell the rights for a film "
" And oh well, come on. During the speech award him threw out the suggestion as "
" Giusy Brava! And I want to Clun in the cabbage "
" Clun! Omamma if that man is beautiful! "
" And I want the film in cinemascope and I want the soundtrack, performed by Bitols "
" But Orestes! I know that Bitols are dead! "
" Are you sure? "
" very safe "
"It seemed to me that Pol Mecarti was still alive ..."
"But no, you're confusing. Look, what we use to go to the awards? The Bee or the truck? "
" Giusy! But we have to sympathize with us? Go with the van, right? The Ape! But I think we go with the Ape? Suppose we take home a prize, where we? In front of us is not with us, we should put him in the chest and if it gets ruined? Instead there is enough space on the van, right? "
" You're right! You're always right, you. Look, as much as you eat for free, if I bring a little 'containers? So we bring home a little something for tomorrow, no? "
" Ah, now you can free ride for free, you're lucky even the cabbage? "
" I did it for you, that are delicate nose. I like the cauliflower, I figured if I do not like cabbage "
" Okay. But few bring home that I do not want it to happen like last time, the meeting in the home building accountant Bella, you brought the shopping cart and I was upside down as we crossed the courtyard, his wife, very kind, you has also helped to put everything in the inside ... "
" Come on, Orestes! For whom do you take me? Come to an evening gala, carrying only two or three "
" Brava Giusy. And remember that it is not nice clean teeth with a toothpick. At least use the towel "
" But I can not do that to clean my teeth with a napkin! "
" But no! Put the towel over your mouth if you use a toothpick! "
" Ah. There. Speak out, no? "
" Phew ... are you ready? "
" Yes "
" Can we go? "
" Yes "
" You have closed the gas? "
" Yes "
" You have given to the chickens? "
" Yes "
" And the pig? "
" Uh! I forgot "
" Okay, so until tomorrow never dies. Also because tomorrow is that we sausage ... "