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Halloween

Dliiin Dlooon ...

"Who is it?"
"Trick or treat?"
"Eh?"
"Trick or treat?"

trick, track, track, track, trick, scrock, gronck, track, trek, gneeec ...

"Trick? Thanks but I have diabetes, I can not eat sweets and still never buy from door to door salesmen "
" Sellers? I seem perhaps a seller? "
" Now that I look better not, I look like a dwarf dressed as a moron ... "
" I am a child, not a dwarf "
" But you're dressed moron lo stesso...”
“Sono mascherato”
“Perché, devi forse rapinare qualcuno?”
“Ma lei lo sa che giorno è oggi?”
“Venerdì, perché? Sei il rapinatore del venerdì, tu?”
“No, oggi è Halloween”
“'sa l'è?”
“Halloween, la festa dei morti”
“Umadonnasignùr, spetta che mi gratto... Guarda piccolino che ti sbagli. La festa dei morti è il 2 novembre”
“Ma noooooo... non quei morti lì, la festa dei morti viventi!”
“Bimbo, guarda, non so che idea abbia tu della morte ma i morti quando son morti died just "
" But there are also the living dead "
" Oh yeah? And where? "
" In America "
" Then why do not you take a cute little and you do not go to America to celebrate the Feast of the Dead instead of coming to crush the Maronites to me? "
" Ah, go well browns, biscuits instead of "
" I said I do not buy anything. Are you deaf? "
" Look what she is deaf. The night of Halloween, children go around the houses to ask for sweets and you do not receive them do tricks "
" 'sentinel, child, regardless of this festival that I Aulin che parla di morti non mi piace per niente, ma anche se avessi dei dolcetti in casa – e non li ho perché ti ho appena detto che ho il diabete e non posso mangiarli – non te ne darei nemmeno una briciola”
“Allora devo farle uno scherzetto”
“Ga manca dumà quest...”
“Eh?”
“Niente, niente. Senti, bambino, è tardi, stavo guardando Porta a Porta ed ero quasi riuscito ad addormentarmi, quindi perché non porti via dal mio uscio quella tua faccia da cadavere in decomposizione e non mi lasci in pace?”
“La regola è regola, se lei non mi dà un dolcetto io faccio lo scherzetto”
“Bimbo, è la third time that I tell you: I do not have sweets. If you want I can give you some roast turkey, boiled turnips, rye bread but no cookies. E 'understand the concept? "
" Then I have to do the trick "
" Epperlamiseria, let me' I joke, make it fast enough that Mj Vori I went to bed! "
" I do not know that her joke ... "
"In what way?"
"Nobody has ever refused to give me a treat, so I've never had to do no joke"
"Child, you are a bit 'hard on the uptake, huh? I'm not refusing, I just said that I did not! Want money? To, take fifty cents and bought what you want "
" And you think what we buy with fifty cents? "
" Macchenneso? When I was little I with fifty cents we bought the wheels of licorice and a small bottle of syrup colored "
" But in his day there were pounds, now we are the euro and cents are not worth more as a time! "
" Do not my problem. Take a coin and get it over with "
" My parents always told me not to accept money from strangers "
" Nice, Umberto Zucca. Goodbye "
" But where am I going to buy the candy now?? "
" I do not know, heck, I DO NOT KNOW! Listen, I could do what I did, ok? Now you decide, or make me a joke or you'll dig the fuck out, okay? I want to go to bed, I do not care nothing about the dead, the living, some sweets and how one understands better when there were pounds ... "
" Sooner or later he will die too, you know? "
" You're probably gufando? "
" Eh? "
" you're throwing me? You're bringing bad luck? Your second job is to make the undertaker? "
" I am a child, does not work, I'm still studying "
" And because you're not home to do so at this moment? "
" Because tonight is party "
"Oh no, my ignorantello. Here we are in Italy and is not party to party if you want to go to America or wait two days "
" If I go back in two days you will give me a treat? "
" Sweet ... but porc ... baby, maybe you're deaf lip-reading and maybe you is clear: do not eat sweets, I have diabetes "
" But you must not eat them, they must give me "
" Why ????"
"Why is the tradition of Halloween "
" I do not celebrate, Aulin
!!!!" "It should not get angry so much, swelled the veins on his neck"
"Well, too bad che tu non riesca a vedere nei miei pantaloni, perché altrimenti scopriresti che non mi si gonfiano solo quelle!!!”
“Non mi interessa vedere quello che ha nei pantaloni e se ci prova chiamo la polizia”
“Io non... non voglio mostrarti niente, ho solamente detto che... Senti, aspetta qui un momento”
“... Signore? Dov'è andato? Signore? ...”
“Ecco, prendi questa caramella e vattene, ok?”
“Ma allora ce l'aveva il dolcetto!”
“Sì, di capodimonte, contento? Fa parte della mia collezione di ceramiche napoletane del secolo scorso ma tutto d'un tratto ho deciso di cambiare collezione e darmi alle droghe, ok? In fact, you know I do? Childbirth. Now I take a taxi, go to the airport, buy a nice one-way ticket to America so I may finally go around dressed as Michael Jackson with syphilis and I can finally celebrate the feast of Aulin, happy? "
" Yes, sir, but ... "
" But WHAT?? "
" In America have abolished Halloween ... "

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Interview with Chuck Norris

After the interview with God and the Higgs boson, the last interview the inventor Universe.

Interview with Chuck Norris

Question: It 'an honor to be able to interview. Recently I met with the Higgs boson, which made me an excellent statement: it says that the universe has invented her.

Chuck: The Higgs ? Cute kid ...

Question: So ? What he said is true or not?

Chuck: invented is a big word, we say that the idea is mine, here. I rejected the basics.

Question: How ? Rejected? Well, modest as ever.

Chuck: It 's a bit of my pecuniary characteristic.

Question: pecuniary?

Chuck: Yes, fine. When one has a particular talent or ability that distinguishes him.

Question: Ah, yes, I understand ... um ... And how did the idea of \u200b\u200bcreating the universe?

Chuck: E 'was an epiphany. In the sense that I was there, in the empty space and in total darkness and I had nothing to do but turn thumbs in a clockwise direction. After nearly two millennia of clockwise, I began to twist counterclockwise and found to have invented the reverse. After about four or five millennia, I can not tell you exactly how the math because, unlike literature, is not my forte, I decided it was time to stretch legs too. At the time I was just ectorplasma e. ..

Question: A ectorche?

Chuck: A ECTORPLASMA. An entity without rhyme or reason, neither meat nor fish, nor pottage, has this? Well, I mean, as a disembodied entity but one spirit, I decided that I should raise my body position and move to a more material and solidified, because otherwise I would never be able to have sex. But that's another story.

Question: Excuse me if I would, Mr. Norris, but from what I remember she never had sex.

Chuck: Ah, no? Here cos’ho dimenticato di fare, allora! Comunque..., dopo aver dato una forma ben fatta e muscolosa al mio nuovo corpo, scoprii quanto era bello fare attività fisica. L’unico problema era che in totale assenza di gravità non riuscivo mai a capire qual era il sopra e quale il sotto, così pensai che dovevo assolutamente creare qualcos’altro di materiale, oltre me, per poter avere sotto i piedi della sostanza concreta su cui correre, saltare, dormire e fare sesso.

Domanda: Le ricordo che non ha mai fatto sesso.

Chuck: Ah, vero. Ha fatto bene a ricordarmelo, ora me lo segno. Dicevo, mentre vagavo senza meta per l’universo, scorgetti da lontano...

Question: Scorgetti?

Chuck: Yes, why?

Question: Nothing, nothing, should be continued as well.

Chuck: ... scorgetti the sign of this pub on the edge of the universe that had not yet been created, which I knew perfectly well why it was written on the sign "The universe has not yet been created," and while I appropinquavo seco me, with you, I distinctly heard a laugh come from local Rufuliana. My sixth or eighth sense, I do not remember, told me that someone was in danger and needed help, so I started looking for a phone, a mobile phone or even a carrier pigeon, but nothing. Appuntai contact me, then such a MacGyver who told me did wonders with string and a couple of matches ... I should point out, however, that at the time of the foul deed, my body was still under warranty, I did not know how it worked, so I was pretty clumsy in his movements ...

Question: But as she has not always been as we used to know? Physical sculpture, shot cat and primate jaw?

Chuck: Eh, no. Even I was a Merdin as a young man. Just like her.

Question: Excuse me, but here we are talking about me.

Chuck: Very true, but believe me, you would need to do some 'gym.

Question: not digress.

Chuck: Well, not yet know the potential of this body of mine well done and beautifully muscled, then after opening the doors of the pub - that were similar to those of the Wild West saloon, has this? Of those that if you're not careful you find yourself suddenly in the back - I was suddenly the doors in the back and hit me scapicollare toward the center of the room, not before, however, to have stumbled with my leg in a camperos stool. The collision was so violent that one of my camperos $ 2000 took off from my perfect, muscular foot and was thrown into the air in the direction of Rufuliano. In his swirling hiss, camperos first hit the wall where that nice Higgs was stuck, then the Rufuliano, killing him instantly, then the bartender, who died of old age a few years later. It is to thank that I only have two feet, otherwise I would un'ecatrombe ...

Question: Eca ... But then, sorry, let me know ... was not her, kicked rotating to release the Higgs?

Chuck: Eh, no ... Do you think, even now I do not know how to do a rotating football, usually the ones they make my stand.

Question: Lei .. has a stunt double? We always thought it was always her to turn even the most dangerous scene of his TV series and now it turns out that a stunt?

Chuck: Look, I would have liked them to me, but I did just four years of ballet e. ..

Question: BALLET??

Chuck: course! I already got a degree in cross stitch, third level, attended the santons paste salt, to hair curlers and no one on the extreme French Manicure ... I missed only the ballet, to be a complete player, no?

Question: Excuse me, but then his stand-in who he is?

Chuck: do not know, I never laid eyes on ... But I know what it's called.

Question: How ?

Chuck: Sister Germana.