"Salve, mi scusi, ehm... vorrei un collutorio per gengive delicate, una confezione di fazzoletti balsamici e una confezione di pscvrscv..."
"Di che?"
"Un collutorio per gengive delicate..."
"E fin qui ci siamo"
" ... ehm... fazzoletti balsamici..."
"E anche questo l'avevo capito"
"E... una confezione di presvsfsivi"
"Eeeeh?"
"Preservativi"
"Perché sussurra, scusi? Ha detto preservativi?"
"Sssssssh.... non c'è bisogno che lo sappiano tutti!"
"Non vedo cosa ci sia da vergognarsi"
"Beh, saranno fatti miei, no?"
"Guardi, forse le sembrerà strano, ma siamo venuti tutti al mondo dopo una scopata, knows? "
" I do not need a biology lesson to know "
" If you say so ... How do you want? "
" What? "
" condoms "
" Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ... well, I do not know ... Normal, I think "
" What do you mean normal? I see, I'll show you the packages "
" No, do not bother, it gives me a normal pack, no? "
" Ah, yes ... maybe you need a special measure, or his partner is demanding easy to say ... normal. We're not all alike, you know? "
" Oh, but what is today, the day of sex education? "
" In fact it seems to me that she is a bit 'fast information "
" Ok, OK, I give these here "
" Brominated? "
" late ... no, certainly not! I do not need! "
" So what? "
" These oranges here. The orange color is a positive, cheerful "
" Very true, too bad that they are far from a gifted, you see? "You have the elephant penis? These condoms will fit like a glove, without batting an eyelid." You have the elephant penis? "
" No. .. I do not think so "
" Big? "
... nno "
" average big? "
... on average, that's "
" On average, what? "
" On average in the media. Able-bodied! I mean, how many, what would I know? I never measured! "
" Yes, right! All the boys are competing with your friends by measuring the penis to see who's got bigger "
" Look, we could avoid this conversation? Thanks! ... But a look at what you must pay just to get a shag! "
" I do it for her. Put that his girlfriend needs ... I know, a stimulant? "
" It's not my girlfriend, is one that I met last night in a pub "
" Wow, what a rush "
" Look, around people are talking about prevention, AIDS, diseases sexually transmitted infections, should be happy that at least try to protect themselves, no? "
" Glad I? E 'that are just times changed ... when I was young I was trying to get to know you a bit ', a woman, before ... "
" Hey, Doc .. until it comes to advice on condoms can still tolerate, but to me it is also to do the moral, not that! "
" Then do as you think. A pack of three okay? "
" While we are face to twelve "
" So much for optimism ... "
" And while we're at a nice tonic "
" The only a 10 or 15 ml vials I give her the big box? "
" Look, you know what? I want to be honest with you ... I do not really see any, is that I made up an excuse for not having to confess that I buy them condoms to masturbate "
" Why? "
" Why I have a terrible hand dermatitis and not something I would attack the genitals "
" Dermatitis? How long will you suffer? "
" For a quarter of an hour earlier when I came into this pharmacy to buy condoms!! Nasty skunk, but it is so difficult for her to sell me a box of condoms? I'd understand if I asked for a gun or drugs! I pay too, you know? Look, this is my portfolio and these banknotes are still legal tender, at least until they grow old together in the hope that you will sell me the damn condoms! Do you think maybe we will come back to the old lire ... "
" Young man, excuse me ... "
" Grandma, I have not finished yet, wait his turn "
" No, feel young, with regard to condoms ... "
" What, you too have some advice for me? "
" No, no, God forbid. I just wanted to alert you that here in front of the supermarket have condoms on offer, the price of 24 to 12, and are also colored and flavored. Blackberry, black currant, orange, peppermint. Here, if you buy them, however, avoids the peppermint because they have an effect balsamic vinegar and let some fresh air to the lower parts. I do not know her, maybe he is also happy, but I fell asleep all Ambaradan and I do not enjoy it anymore. Besides, already there, if you intend to crank it up as I understood from his speeches, I suggest also buying a good lubricant, because after five or six hours up and down you risk a bit 'of friction. I also recommend not to skip the preliminaries, because if his partner is a bit 'timid need time to get her temperature. Some women are a bit 'like the diesel, they need time to warm up, but then van away like a train! When it is inside her, then, we put emphasis, gives some good drives, works very loins, spare no shots! There are women who like to be beaten by pretty well. And many who do not face as if they are silent and you hear them pant that you never know if they are having a heart attack or if you enjoy: say something! Give us in with the dirty words, with the titles ... Women also like to be mistreated, taken by force. She puts it on all fours, holding her hair back and see how the smile! Gave them to some 'tricks of sex? Well, if he has not he get some '... some vibrator, ovettino a stimulant, a pair of handcuffs and a latex catsuit. Well, time goes on, I have to make my purchases "
"..."
" Young man, you all right? "
" Eh? Ah ... Yes, yes ... sure. I go through ... "
" But I figured, you're welcome "
Dlin dlooon
..." Then Mrs. Rita, what I give today? "
" A bottle of solution and Schoum Tena Lady "
