Thursday, July 17, 2008

Are The Carbs In Yogurt Bad?

It's never too late

“Maria, ier sera hù fa petting”
"Cusa fat cus'é thee? Petting? And with whom? "
" Cun Televisiun "
" Televisiun? T'avaré zapping, no petting 'gnuranta "
"' Gnuranta to whom? Go Mi Sun laureada that language Hindustani "
" Alura t'el go in to speak Hindustani Hindustani "
" Oh well, I am confonduda. However, before zapping hu, but as good on TV There were Noffink de el hu donut Carletti "
" Carletti? That che'l Giuga always a cart at the bowling club? "
" Prop lu "
" and avi cus'è ago? "
"'Em ago PETTING"
"EU, Belinda, t'al petting him what it means?"
"Yes, Mary! Sun Ming was born the day before yesterday, no? We tinker a bit
'..." "And then?"
"And then as the Carletti el ghe pulls ming, a caferìn g'hù ago and I have sent to the bowling club"
"Ussingùr ..."
"'t is that it's not over!"
"' ste cumbinà cus'è, ancamò?"
"Since we had a whole Urma scumbusolada, Renzo el hu donut"
"But who? That che'l Giuga cards with Carletti? "
" Yeah. LU "
"Lasum induinà ..."
"Eh, we tinker with a hip cicinìn Renzo"
"Sperém andada is about the well, this time ..."
"Macho! 'Na delusiuuuuun ... "
" Well, Mary, you Saret minga born the day before yesterday, but as a cunning, let me say ... "
" breasts! We have given a bicerin de rose oil, so to pretend that nothing was wrong and I sent back to bowling "
" Hip Lii? "
" Eh, well, the era el Cumpagnia of Carletti "
" And some '? Te has run andada in bed? "
" Nonsense! He had been there all imbastida, no? Think you think back, m'è vegnù in mind that the Orestes ... "
" That che'l Giuga with Renzo Carletti and "
" Oh, good! Some time ago I el faseva the curt ... Alura the hu donut "
" E Lii? "
" This is a vegnù truamm. Well ... Dagg Watershed, ciapane n'alter, touching here, touching there de ... When that sun 'repass the "situasiun ... There were Noffink de Tuca "
" Mary ... now you duar Savel: WMO, pasa sesantacinc'ann the Ming and the much ... as it were, aphids "
" And indeed, since at that point had ecitada as a mouflon during oestrus, hù ciamà el Benito”
“Benito? Benito il papà del Carletto?”
“Propi lù!”
“Uè, ma te s'è diventà scema?”
“Scema? Patapem patapim, patapem patapim, se ghe disevi minga basta s'eri ancamò adree a pitampare!”
“... eh, beh... l'uomo maturo l'è semper una garanzia...”